Hon Patrick Obahiagbon.

This is what Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, after losing the Primary Election:

"this has made me suffused with emotional narcolepsy, that the Homo Sapiens in the metro-political geographical enclave of Edo have opted 4 Owanbe-ing over Legislative Quomododicis. Such a reckless display of narcissistic and flamboyant hedonism is capable of encumbering our nascent democracy with insidious repercussive and cataclysmic exigencies...”

Lwkmd,lol this man is hilarious,how did he expect to win with all this grammar, am sure the people go dey wonder