#thatis all...nice day
Wednesday, 30 March 2011
PLS DONT TRY IT!!!!!
So am sitting in my room and a bbm comes in reading "hi,how re u,u havent checked on mi,wai,its cull" and in my head am like wth,dont send me a message if your going to type all that rubbish,why cant you type cool or me, its still the same amount of letters,am taking it personal oh! its really very annoying,the latest one is HBD a supposed acronym for happy birthday,i beg you and am saying it now pls dont send me a birthday message with HBD,it is very rude,pls dont and before i forget if you want to talk to me dont start a message with PING because i would ignore you,ping as i know is supposed to be when a conversation is on going and after a while one of the parties hasn't replied.Please take note oh! because somebody would say am mean now.
#thatis all...nice day
#thatis all...nice day
OMAWUMI-IF YOU ASK ME(VIDEO)
I love Omawumi #thatisall.This is a beautiful song and a beautiful video abeg it should win awards this year oh! We should actually speak up about any form of sexual harassment before its too late oh! i dont talk my own because #if you ask me na who i go ask?The track was produced by Cobhams Asuquo and the video was directed by Clarence Peters.
BEYONCE KNOWLES KICKS DAD TO THE CURB.
Beyonce has announced to the Associated Press that She no longer works with her father.(am just hoping its not as a result of the divorce and her mums influence sha) #just saying sha.
STORM RECORDS SIGNS YUNG6IX
411 Entertainment has secured a joint deal for Yung6ix with Storm Records. Yung6ix is famous for songs like Oleku Warri Remix and Plenty Money.
PRESS RELEASE:
Storm 360 is proud to announce a multi-level Partnership with 411 Entertainment in respect of their premium Artiste Yung6ix. The kid from Warri has been generating a lot of buzz with his “Oleku Warri Remix” and “Plenty Money” songs amongst teenagers and youths across Nigeria and the Diaspora after being introduced into the industry by 411 Entertainment few months ago. The Outfits have come together to sign a joint venture management agreement deal to position his music career to the zenith. The deal which was officially signed at Storm records office in Lekki, Lagos Nigeria Monday 28th March 2011 had in attendance executives from both Storm and 411 Entertainment.
The JVA (joint venture agreement) aims at positioning the brand of the artiste to the next level enabling it to compete with global brands while it dominates locally.
Yung6ix a.k.a Sixty, was born Onome Onokokwomo JULY 8TH 1989 in the heartland of Southern Nigeria. Though born to the upper echelons of society, he embraced the streets of Warri, Delta State, and was raised by music. Always a musically gifted mind, Yung6ix picked up the mic at a very young age. Studying the rap skills of the greatest mc's, he created a pattern of flows so uniquely distinct that they can never be replicated. He draws his inspiration from his surrounding, and also from diverse collection of genres. While in high school, and after a series of successful rap battles, Yung6ix hooked up with a duo of like minded artists, and G-squad was formed. The group went on to win a plethora of talent shows in and around southern Nigeria, garnering an ever increasing fan base.
After high school he directed his talents into pursuing a solo career and has recorded over 30 SONGS, not including numerous features, that got him Recognition and the acronym "King of the South".
The future knows no bounds for this Nigerian enigma. Already a role model to the next generation, yung6ix plans to reach beyond the shores of Nigeria, and lead a worldwide revolution in music. He has been described as the next best thing in Nigerian Hip-hop by Industry pundits.
Yung6ix appeals to a lot of Young Nigerians (esp. Teenagers) and has often been referred to as the Voice of the New Generation
DBANJ IS COMING TO AMERICA.
Mr Endowed aka The koko master will be on BET live and be interviewed by April Woodard.So set a date with you tv on the 2nd of April 2010 at 7:30pm GMT to see Mr Endowed.
Monday, 28 March 2011
HELP!!!!!! ADVICE NEEDED
A blogger friend of mine is seeking advice for a friend of hers,please give your candid advice.Thanks
Hello my blogger-friends, i am seeking for your candid opinion as always on an issue:
A woman came to publicly disgrace her relation's wife in her shop over a hearsay matter from a little bird. As the wife was giving back as good as she got, her hubby came out from their house to see what the ruckus was all about, but didn't utter a word, while he watched the whole drama unfolded, this irked his wife who expected him to come to her defense against his relation who was abusing her in the presence of everybody. It were her neighbours that intervened and brought the quarrel to an end.
The extended families came to resolve the matter; The wife was apologized to while the tale bearer & quarrelsome relation was rebuked severely because they found out it was simply the case of 'bad-belly' [grudge] that caused it. Her hubby refused to intervene that day because he didn't want to be seen as taking sides.
Though, he had apologized to his wife privately but she had lost the trust & respect for the head of the family who couldn't protect her! Hence she refused to warm his bed after that scene, but he still continued to plead with her. He had to report to her extended family twice about his wife's decision to starve him of sex. They had spoken to her, but she still refused to budge! Now it's going to 7months, his patience is running out....he is thinking of taking another wife since his religion permits it, because he does not want to sleep around.
My friends, i am in shock, we don't know how to go about advising him, so hubby & i decided to ask you all for help....thanks a lot as usual..i won't reply back since i am the one seeking for advise....{infact i talk too much sef! :)))))))) have a fulfilled week...shalom.
Hello my blogger-friends, i am seeking for your candid opinion as always on an issue:
A woman came to publicly disgrace her relation's wife in her shop over a hearsay matter from a little bird. As the wife was giving back as good as she got, her hubby came out from their house to see what the ruckus was all about, but didn't utter a word, while he watched the whole drama unfolded, this irked his wife who expected him to come to her defense against his relation who was abusing her in the presence of everybody. It were her neighbours that intervened and brought the quarrel to an end.
The extended families came to resolve the matter; The wife was apologized to while the tale bearer & quarrelsome relation was rebuked severely because they found out it was simply the case of 'bad-belly' [grudge] that caused it. Her hubby refused to intervene that day because he didn't want to be seen as taking sides.
Though, he had apologized to his wife privately but she had lost the trust & respect for the head of the family who couldn't protect her! Hence she refused to warm his bed after that scene, but he still continued to plead with her. He had to report to her extended family twice about his wife's decision to starve him of sex. They had spoken to her, but she still refused to budge! Now it's going to 7months, his patience is running out....he is thinking of taking another wife since his religion permits it, because he does not want to sleep around.
My friends, i am in shock, we don't know how to go about advising him, so hubby & i decided to ask you all for help....thanks a lot as usual..i won't reply back since i am the one seeking for advise....{infact i talk too much sef! :)))))))) have a fulfilled week...shalom.
I HAFF DIED OH!! LWKMD
This is one of the funniest things i have read in a while,lwkmd oh!!!Convo thanks to NETng.com and Oluwole Leigh
0700 hrs
I woke up in the morning and my phone rang. President Janothan was on the line. He was furiously panting and breathing loudly. I got him to calm down and explain the reason for his discomfort. He let me know that hundreds of Nigerien youths had gathered at the gate of Osa Rock demanding his removal.
The Conversation ensued:
JANO: Comrade, comrade, what should I do? They want to remove me.
Me: Calm down, Oga Jano. How old are the protesters?
JANO: Comrade, they all look young, like University/ Polytechnic graduates.
Me: Good, very good, that means they are young people.
JANO: What do you mean ‘very good’? The situation is ‘very bad’. You know what such young people have done to governments all over the world and you are saying ‘very good’.
Me: Oga Jano, don’t mind them, Nigerian youth are not like all those suicidal youth that can confront armored tanks with bare fists. I know these people. Have you forgotten I am one of them?
JANO: I am really confused, what should I do? Should I go and call out Mummy Patience to talk to them?
Me: Oga Jano, nooooooooooo. Bad idea, not the time to call mummy now. Just calm down, take a deep breath and follow my instructions.
JANO: Okay, I am calming down, but I am very afraid. All my other comrades have disappeared, Ima Niboro is nowhere to be found, Oronto was last seen jumping the back fence, Orubebe told me he wanted to go and mobilize forces, but I strongly suspect he is back in the village.
Me: Oga Jano, E fara buruke bale.*
JANO: What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry, It is a greeting in my native dialect. Now to the action plan. As long as they are young people, I can assure you that by the time we are through with our plans, they will all be gone.
JANO: I am all ears.
Me: Immediately fly in DJ Jimmy JATT from wherever he is in Lagos to come and set up and play background music. I know all those youths. The moment they hear correct jams, their anger will subside.
JANO: Ok, I will arrange for that. Let me call you back after that is done.
1000 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Comrade, comrade, it is working. They have calmed down. Some are even dancing ‘palongo’.
Me: You see, I told you.
JANO: But do you think if we continue playing music they will eventually leave?
Me: Abi Oponu ni man yi sha? *
JANO: What did you say?
Me: It’s the way my village people say ‘Good Morning’.
JANO: Okay o.
Me: The Music we are playing is to calm them down. We now move to Step 2. This is where we will start dispersing them gradually.
JANO: Okay, I am all ears (DJ Plays ‘Scape Goat’ by D’banj in the background)
Me: Tell them that Daddy G.O has announced an emergency meeting at the camp on KM 46 Lagos/Ibadan Expressway. Tell them Daddy G.O says every young person between the ages of 15 and 35 must come to camp in the next 6 hours if they want to make heaven. Also, make sure you provide free transport for them.
JANO: But how do you expect them to just believe a statement like that? These people that gathered here for days are not that dumb to hear that and now disappear.
Me: What do you know about them? Their education and intelligence will be put aside the moment you introduce matters of religion. Oga Jano, just make sure you mention that the message is from DADDY G.O
JANO: Okay, let me get back to you (DJ Plays ‘Implication’ by 2face)
1100 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Comrade, my good comrade, half of them have disappeared. If you saw how they were scrambling to travel down to Lagos, you will have thought the world was about to end. That Daddy G.O man must be powerful o. I will like to meet him.
Me: What do you mean by ‘you will like to meet him’? But, newspaper pictures showed you kneeling down before him for prayers the other day. You have met him already.
JANO: Aa ah ah, I think I remember now. If you know the number of places I have gone to kneel down for prayers, you will understand why I keep getting their names confused. Now, my good comrade, what is the next step? Should I do gender balancing by saying Mummy G.O says they should come and meet her?
Me: E rori e, opolo e o ju ti apeja lo *, Mummy G.O ko, Mummy G.O ni
JANO: Comrade, you have come again with your mother tongue, Is that Yoruba for ‘Good afternoon’?
Me: Exactly, we have to move to the next step, forget religion; we have played that card already. All those young people that don’t know God always know ‘Shayo’. We are now going to tap into the ‘Shayo’ factor.
JANO: Comrade, what is the meaning of ‘Shayo’?
Me: Oga Jano, I am sure you have heard of ‘burukutu’, ‘akpeteshi’.
JANO: My Comrade, You are trivializing matters of life and death. People are calling for my head; you are busy talking about ‘burukutu’.
Me: Cool Down Oga Jano. We are now going to tap into the ‘Shayo’ factor. Declare an immediate cancellation of import duties and introduction of subsidy of Moet, Hennessy, Jack Daniel and Grey Goose. Tell them that your government has decided that all those drinks will now sell for not more than N1000.
JANO: Are you serious that will work? What are all those strange drinks that you are mentioning?
ME: Oga Jano, go and try out the formula. If it doesn’t work, call me bastard. Have you forgotten I know all these people?
1200 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Po Po po po Po pop something Po Po Po Pop something.
Me: Jano, are you okay?
JANO: Po Pop something.
Me: Oga Jano, who taught you that song?
JANO: My very good comrade, you should have seen the effect. The moment I announced a ‘National Drinks Subsidy’, they all screamed. The DJ just played a song. You should have seen how they all burst out in dancing and singing. They taught me the song ‘Po Po Po’. You should have seen them ‘pop-ing something’ as they danced home.
ME: Oga Jano, I told you now, all those young people, so-called activists, those that don’t follow The Bible will follow Hennessey.
JANO: Comrade, I assure you when this trouble is over, we will have a private session to ‘po something’.
Me: No problem sir, I remain your humble adviser. However, are they all gone?
JANO: That’s true, some stubborn ones remain o. These ones look very educated, intellectual and scientific. They seem not to be moved by God or Hennessey. I really don’t know what to do. Don’t you think I should call Mummy Patience to come and take over?
Me: Ah ah, this is not a matter for Mummy o. At all at all. Let her stay where she is. I know those stubborn ones. I know them very well.
JANO: Are you serious? You have a solution to them too?
Me: I know them very well. We have to give an academic solution to an academic problem. Oga Jona, step 4 consists of two sub-steps. Listen closely: Step 4a – Announce that you have endowed a Janothan award for good governance as part of the next Tomorrow Awards. Tell them you will move the awards from Lagos to Abuja with an all expense paid World tour for both organizers and winners. I assure you, some of them will take off. In case that doesn’t work, we move to Step 4b – You have to meet these people at the point of their needs; Declare that you are awarding Masters scholarships to Harvard, Oxford, Insead or any other Ivy league school. The scholarships are to be used for studying useless courses like Developmental Economics, Environmental Sustainability and Third World Econometrics, Social Research, Political Development. I can assure you that those that do not follow God and will not follow Hennessy will definitely follow ‘book’.
JANO: My good comrade, let me get back to you.
1600 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: My Good comrade, sorry for keeping you waiting. Your last suggestion worked but it took time. You can imagine that those educated ones, even though they were still going to leave, took about 3 hours of deliberations and arguments among themselves before they departed. I don’t understand, why do you have to discuss for 3 hours what you are going to do before eventually doing it.
Me: Oga Jano, I told you now, the educated ones are tougher, they will analyze until they paralyze. Anyway, have they all gone?
JANO: Yes, the intellectuals were the last set. But wait ooo, what is this noise I am hearing?
Noise is heard in the background; DJ Jimmy JATT packs up his equipment and takes off.
1700 hrs
JANO: Comrade, comrade, they have come again o, about 100 people just showed up from nowhere. These ones are totally different. Music does not seem to work on them, I doubt if our other schemes will work. Comrade, we are in trouble. My days in fact my minutes are numbered…
Me: Oga Jano, calm down, calm down, let me think…
JONA: Comrade, there is no time to think o. They will soon start climbing the walls.
Me: Give me some time. Let me call you back.
JANO: Ha, comrade, don’t leave me o, don’t leave me o.
1800 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Comrade, why are you no picking up my phone. How can the Chief Commander in charge of the Nigerian Forces be calling you and you will not pick up?
Me: Commander ko, Ebenezer Obey ni.
JONA: Same to you, same to you hundred times. You think I don’t know you have been abusing me in your mother tongue. You have forgotten that I did my NYSC in Osun State? You think… (Cuts in)
Me: Oga Jano, I will drop this line o…
JANO: Comrade, comrade, let us put our emotions aside. We are all tired. It has been a long day. Let us not turn on ourselves. I beg you in the name of all that are IZON, what is the solution to these latest set of brigands? Talk now or I am in trouble…
Me: You know the solution already. It is with you.
JANO: Stop speaking in parables comrade.
Me: We need to call on Mummy Patience. Go and address the youth and tell that Mummy Patience is coming out to address them and then wait for the reaction.
JANO: Aa ha, comrade, if it backfires we are all in trouble; you, me and the rest of us.
Me: Just go and tell them Mummy Patience will come and speak to them
1900 hrs
Phone Rings
JANO: Po Po Po Po Po Po something, comrade you cannot believe it. Unbelievable! Unfathomable!! Unimaginable!!! They have all gone, disappeared into thin air, vamoosed faster than the harmattan wind that blows in my hometown, Otuoke.
Me: Oga J, tell me something. How did it happen?
JANO: The moment I told them that Mummy Patience was coming to speak to them. They all took off in various directions, shouting that they are afraid for their lives. They were shouting that they do not want to die young. It must be a sign of respect for Mummy patience. They must really respect her or how else do you explain the fact that people who are not scared of AK-47 are suddenly scared of Mummy Patience. It is simply too much respect for her
Me: Aah, Oga J, You will not understand. If they had allowed Mummy to talk, it would have been more than AK-47. They have too much respect. In fact, the word is not respect, it is ‘Reskept’. Help me tell Mummy that Nigerians reskept her too much. Reskept is too much. If all fails, try Mummy P.
THE END
Glossary
E fara buruku bale - Calm your useless self down
Abi Oponu ni man yi sha? – Is this man a fool?
E rori e , opolo e o ju ti apeja lo – Look at his head, his brain is just like that of a fisherman
0700 hrs
I woke up in the morning and my phone rang. President Janothan was on the line. He was furiously panting and breathing loudly. I got him to calm down and explain the reason for his discomfort. He let me know that hundreds of Nigerien youths had gathered at the gate of Osa Rock demanding his removal.
The Conversation ensued:
JANO: Comrade, comrade, what should I do? They want to remove me.
Me: Calm down, Oga Jano. How old are the protesters?
JANO: Comrade, they all look young, like University/ Polytechnic graduates.
Me: Good, very good, that means they are young people.
JANO: What do you mean ‘very good’? The situation is ‘very bad’. You know what such young people have done to governments all over the world and you are saying ‘very good’.
Me: Oga Jano, don’t mind them, Nigerian youth are not like all those suicidal youth that can confront armored tanks with bare fists. I know these people. Have you forgotten I am one of them?
JANO: I am really confused, what should I do? Should I go and call out Mummy Patience to talk to them?
Me: Oga Jano, nooooooooooo. Bad idea, not the time to call mummy now. Just calm down, take a deep breath and follow my instructions.
JANO: Okay, I am calming down, but I am very afraid. All my other comrades have disappeared, Ima Niboro is nowhere to be found, Oronto was last seen jumping the back fence, Orubebe told me he wanted to go and mobilize forces, but I strongly suspect he is back in the village.
Me: Oga Jano, E fara buruke bale.*
JANO: What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry, It is a greeting in my native dialect. Now to the action plan. As long as they are young people, I can assure you that by the time we are through with our plans, they will all be gone.
JANO: I am all ears.
Me: Immediately fly in DJ Jimmy JATT from wherever he is in Lagos to come and set up and play background music. I know all those youths. The moment they hear correct jams, their anger will subside.
JANO: Ok, I will arrange for that. Let me call you back after that is done.
1000 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Comrade, comrade, it is working. They have calmed down. Some are even dancing ‘palongo’.
Me: You see, I told you.
JANO: But do you think if we continue playing music they will eventually leave?
Me: Abi Oponu ni man yi sha? *
JANO: What did you say?
Me: It’s the way my village people say ‘Good Morning’.
JANO: Okay o.
Me: The Music we are playing is to calm them down. We now move to Step 2. This is where we will start dispersing them gradually.
JANO: Okay, I am all ears (DJ Plays ‘Scape Goat’ by D’banj in the background)
Me: Tell them that Daddy G.O has announced an emergency meeting at the camp on KM 46 Lagos/Ibadan Expressway. Tell them Daddy G.O says every young person between the ages of 15 and 35 must come to camp in the next 6 hours if they want to make heaven. Also, make sure you provide free transport for them.
JANO: But how do you expect them to just believe a statement like that? These people that gathered here for days are not that dumb to hear that and now disappear.
Me: What do you know about them? Their education and intelligence will be put aside the moment you introduce matters of religion. Oga Jano, just make sure you mention that the message is from DADDY G.O
JANO: Okay, let me get back to you (DJ Plays ‘Implication’ by 2face)
1100 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Comrade, my good comrade, half of them have disappeared. If you saw how they were scrambling to travel down to Lagos, you will have thought the world was about to end. That Daddy G.O man must be powerful o. I will like to meet him.
Me: What do you mean by ‘you will like to meet him’? But, newspaper pictures showed you kneeling down before him for prayers the other day. You have met him already.
JANO: Aa ah ah, I think I remember now. If you know the number of places I have gone to kneel down for prayers, you will understand why I keep getting their names confused. Now, my good comrade, what is the next step? Should I do gender balancing by saying Mummy G.O says they should come and meet her?
Me: E rori e, opolo e o ju ti apeja lo *, Mummy G.O ko, Mummy G.O ni
JANO: Comrade, you have come again with your mother tongue, Is that Yoruba for ‘Good afternoon’?
Me: Exactly, we have to move to the next step, forget religion; we have played that card already. All those young people that don’t know God always know ‘Shayo’. We are now going to tap into the ‘Shayo’ factor.
JANO: Comrade, what is the meaning of ‘Shayo’?
Me: Oga Jano, I am sure you have heard of ‘burukutu’, ‘akpeteshi’.
JANO: My Comrade, You are trivializing matters of life and death. People are calling for my head; you are busy talking about ‘burukutu’.
Me: Cool Down Oga Jano. We are now going to tap into the ‘Shayo’ factor. Declare an immediate cancellation of import duties and introduction of subsidy of Moet, Hennessy, Jack Daniel and Grey Goose. Tell them that your government has decided that all those drinks will now sell for not more than N1000.
JANO: Are you serious that will work? What are all those strange drinks that you are mentioning?
ME: Oga Jano, go and try out the formula. If it doesn’t work, call me bastard. Have you forgotten I know all these people?
1200 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Po Po po po Po pop something Po Po Po Pop something.
Me: Jano, are you okay?
JANO: Po Pop something.
Me: Oga Jano, who taught you that song?
JANO: My very good comrade, you should have seen the effect. The moment I announced a ‘National Drinks Subsidy’, they all screamed. The DJ just played a song. You should have seen how they all burst out in dancing and singing. They taught me the song ‘Po Po Po’. You should have seen them ‘pop-ing something’ as they danced home.
ME: Oga Jano, I told you now, all those young people, so-called activists, those that don’t follow The Bible will follow Hennessey.
JANO: Comrade, I assure you when this trouble is over, we will have a private session to ‘po something’.
Me: No problem sir, I remain your humble adviser. However, are they all gone?
JANO: That’s true, some stubborn ones remain o. These ones look very educated, intellectual and scientific. They seem not to be moved by God or Hennessey. I really don’t know what to do. Don’t you think I should call Mummy Patience to come and take over?
Me: Ah ah, this is not a matter for Mummy o. At all at all. Let her stay where she is. I know those stubborn ones. I know them very well.
JANO: Are you serious? You have a solution to them too?
Me: I know them very well. We have to give an academic solution to an academic problem. Oga Jona, step 4 consists of two sub-steps. Listen closely: Step 4a – Announce that you have endowed a Janothan award for good governance as part of the next Tomorrow Awards. Tell them you will move the awards from Lagos to Abuja with an all expense paid World tour for both organizers and winners. I assure you, some of them will take off. In case that doesn’t work, we move to Step 4b – You have to meet these people at the point of their needs; Declare that you are awarding Masters scholarships to Harvard, Oxford, Insead or any other Ivy league school. The scholarships are to be used for studying useless courses like Developmental Economics, Environmental Sustainability and Third World Econometrics, Social Research, Political Development. I can assure you that those that do not follow God and will not follow Hennessy will definitely follow ‘book’.
JANO: My good comrade, let me get back to you.
1600 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: My Good comrade, sorry for keeping you waiting. Your last suggestion worked but it took time. You can imagine that those educated ones, even though they were still going to leave, took about 3 hours of deliberations and arguments among themselves before they departed. I don’t understand, why do you have to discuss for 3 hours what you are going to do before eventually doing it.
Me: Oga Jano, I told you now, the educated ones are tougher, they will analyze until they paralyze. Anyway, have they all gone?
JANO: Yes, the intellectuals were the last set. But wait ooo, what is this noise I am hearing?
Noise is heard in the background; DJ Jimmy JATT packs up his equipment and takes off.
1700 hrs
JANO: Comrade, comrade, they have come again o, about 100 people just showed up from nowhere. These ones are totally different. Music does not seem to work on them, I doubt if our other schemes will work. Comrade, we are in trouble. My days in fact my minutes are numbered…
Me: Oga Jano, calm down, calm down, let me think…
JONA: Comrade, there is no time to think o. They will soon start climbing the walls.
Me: Give me some time. Let me call you back.
JANO: Ha, comrade, don’t leave me o, don’t leave me o.
1800 hrs
My phone rings
JANO: Comrade, why are you no picking up my phone. How can the Chief Commander in charge of the Nigerian Forces be calling you and you will not pick up?
Me: Commander ko, Ebenezer Obey ni.
JONA: Same to you, same to you hundred times. You think I don’t know you have been abusing me in your mother tongue. You have forgotten that I did my NYSC in Osun State? You think… (Cuts in)
Me: Oga Jano, I will drop this line o…
JANO: Comrade, comrade, let us put our emotions aside. We are all tired. It has been a long day. Let us not turn on ourselves. I beg you in the name of all that are IZON, what is the solution to these latest set of brigands? Talk now or I am in trouble…
Me: You know the solution already. It is with you.
JANO: Stop speaking in parables comrade.
Me: We need to call on Mummy Patience. Go and address the youth and tell that Mummy Patience is coming out to address them and then wait for the reaction.
JANO: Aa ha, comrade, if it backfires we are all in trouble; you, me and the rest of us.
Me: Just go and tell them Mummy Patience will come and speak to them
1900 hrs
Phone Rings
JANO: Po Po Po Po Po Po something, comrade you cannot believe it. Unbelievable! Unfathomable!! Unimaginable!!! They have all gone, disappeared into thin air, vamoosed faster than the harmattan wind that blows in my hometown, Otuoke.
Me: Oga J, tell me something. How did it happen?
JANO: The moment I told them that Mummy Patience was coming to speak to them. They all took off in various directions, shouting that they are afraid for their lives. They were shouting that they do not want to die young. It must be a sign of respect for Mummy patience. They must really respect her or how else do you explain the fact that people who are not scared of AK-47 are suddenly scared of Mummy Patience. It is simply too much respect for her
Me: Aah, Oga J, You will not understand. If they had allowed Mummy to talk, it would have been more than AK-47. They have too much respect. In fact, the word is not respect, it is ‘Reskept’. Help me tell Mummy that Nigerians reskept her too much. Reskept is too much. If all fails, try Mummy P.
THE END
Glossary
E fara buruku bale - Calm your useless self down
Abi Oponu ni man yi sha? – Is this man a fool?
E rori e , opolo e o ju ti apeja lo – Look at his head, his brain is just like that of a fisherman
25 AND MORE RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME.
Just so you know sha.
1.My parents are just wonderful....love u guysss...apart from God they are my besties.
2.I love my family to bits and I know they are d coolest, sexiest, hottest breed of humans.
3.My family dresses well is an understatement, I wonder where I come from sometimes.
4. I love God with my all, his merciessss, grace and favor on my life is overwhelming, cuz if u try d stunts I have pulled...heaven would be waiting for u.
5.I love my friends very much and tho we can be irritating I know they got my bk... Love u Dami Soetan,Zaineeee,Mayowa...
6.I used to hate school with a passion, I did everything to leave but then again it was d course i studied ...PSYCHOLOGY!!!
7.I don't care what people think and say about me...na u kuku get Ur mind and mouth.
8.Lazy, selfish and slow people take d piss mehn...
9.This is for Koyin and Aisha, rem my b day in global and dat guy came to pick Aisha lwkmd...would never forget that day..
10. I have a thing for guys with bums,and I prefer older men(not 20yrs older sha)they are more sensible.
11. Apart from my life which is planning events,radio presenting, directing,family...food is d next thing on d agenda, good food that is.
12.I am d most beautiful girl I know, I tend to be vain but not overly...even without make up which irritates my skin am drop dead gorgeous...
13.No series beats gossip girl and no movie beats why did I get married 1 and 2... Tyler perry is my secret love.
14. I have dreams that I and Banky w would get married...for reals(my dad enjoys teasing me with this.)
15.I have a thing for chocomilo.
16.Entertainment is my life, I am born to do it... So keep watch my shows and buying tickets to my plays.
17.i am a Tiwa Savage,Waje and Banky w groupie*bite me*
18. I have always had a secret crush on Demilade Roberts...there's something bout u boy.
19.I want to get married at d age of 25/27 i don't get the rush sometimes,we would be married for the rest of our lives sooo.
20.Contrary to popular opinion am an incurable romantic... *how I love love*
21. Olo mi by Tosin martins makes me jump, I can sing along to it anywhere.
22.There is something bout the smell of rain ,sand, coffee and cigarette in an air conditioned room... Its everlasting.
23.I love glamor,treated like a princess.
24. I want to give everything I have to d homeless and poor and little ones hawking,It breaks my heart... Sometimes I would just buy everything off them even if I don't need it so they can get out of d scotching sun...
25. I love rugged trucks and jeeps apart from d hummer and ford expedition and this is my year to own my black and pink range rover...AMEN
26...I am shy,VERY INFACT and people tend to think am a snub...
27.I like people a lot and you can annoy me over and over again,i would just overlook it and even warm up to you more,but there comes a day when you will wish you weren't born.
28.I could be the most irritable and impatient person i know,Gosh
FINALLY LAGOS DOCTORS CALL OFF STRIKE!!!!
This is definitely good news for the patients in the various government hospitals and their families that is those that haven't died sha. The doctors reached an agreement with the Federal government and called of their strike yesterday and are back to work as i write...woohoooo..But why do we have deaf leaders like this must they have a strike,riot or lives be lost before they get their brains right,only God would help us.
RIP CHIDINMA AND CD JOHN
I was short of words when i heard of their deaths,so young and promising.Its just so painful that they had to go like this. Definitely a wake up call for the president and other aspirants we don't need you to talk too much and promise us heaven and some more of it,pls make the roads safe, help rebuild the health care system,we are the leaders of tomorrow,help us live in a safe country.
Rip Chidinma and Rip Cd John.
BALMORAL UP IN FLAMES.
Wow, this is just so sad,The city people awards was going on in the Balmoral hall in Oregun in Ikeja and i hear from reliable sources that it was just a little fire that could have been controlled but everyone stood looking,am guessing its shock.
According to NET ng, the fire started at about 4:05pm shortly after the event kicked off, a caterer who was trying to light the liquid-spirit used to heat the food that was to be served at the event mistakenly lit her dress on fire.She hurriedly removed the skirt throwing it into the air, but it got in contact with the canopy, which served as an overhead covering at the premises. Efforts to quench the fire with an extinguisher proved abortive as the extinguisher’s gas only made matters worse as it accelerated the fire outbreak.
She hurriedly removed the skirt throwing it into the air, but it got in contact with the canopy, which served as an overhead covering at the premises. Efforts to quench the fire with an extinguisher proved abortive as the extinguisher’s gas only made matters worse as it accelerated the fire outbreak. It was also gathered that it was only the caterer and a Lagos State Television (LTV) staff that sustained injuries
According to NET ng, the fire started at about 4:05pm shortly after the event kicked off, a caterer who was trying to light the liquid-spirit used to heat the food that was to be served at the event mistakenly lit her dress on fire.She hurriedly removed the skirt throwing it into the air, but it got in contact with the canopy, which served as an overhead covering at the premises. Efforts to quench the fire with an extinguisher proved abortive as the extinguisher’s gas only made matters worse as it accelerated the fire outbreak.
She hurriedly removed the skirt throwing it into the air, but it got in contact with the canopy, which served as an overhead covering at the premises. Efforts to quench the fire with an extinguisher proved abortive as the extinguisher’s gas only made matters worse as it accelerated the fire outbreak. It was also gathered that it was only the caterer and a Lagos State Television (LTV) staff that sustained injuries
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
JULIUS AGWU-ADANMA
I actually love this song oh! very nice and the video isnt half bad..Big ups to Julius the Genius.
Monday, 14 March 2011
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
PDP isnt taking thing easy oh! now we have Goodluck bisuits,let the man be producing biscuit and sweet everywhere,but to debate is a problem and the excuse is that they are busy with campaign#na so.
ERIC ARUBAYI----ONE LOVE
The video and the song arent too fantabulous,but i like it anyways needless to say #all we need is one love.Eric was one of the finalists of Idols West Africa that saw Timi Dakolo win and the likes of Omawumi and Eric alike do big things in the industry.The song is titled “One Love One Voice” and was directed by Frizzle & Bizzle for Frizzle n Bizzle Films.
Sunday, 13 March 2011
OMAWUMI--WHEN BREEZE BLOW.
I am in love with this babe and the video 2,though some of you might be wondering what is in the video,i just love it.An interview is looking bright
Monday, 7 March 2011
PHIL COLLINS RETIRES.
The 60-year-old singer told British magazine FHM that he is suffering from several health issues that make it difficult for him to perform, including a dislocated vertebra, hearing loss and nerve damage.
Collins has seven Grammy Awards and also won an Oscar for a song from Disney's animated movie, "Tarzan."
The singer does not think he will be missed saying, "It's hardly surprising that people grew to hate me."
WILLLOW SMITH-21ST CENTURY GIRL.
Liking it and especially thecute little girl at the end and Willow's rising from the ground.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE I KNOW,LADIPO FAYOSE,GOD BLESS U HUN,XOXO,WE AT HOMEMADE ENTERTAINMENT WISH YOU GOD'S BLESSING ALL YEAR ROUND,HAVE FUN
ROMEO AND JULIET
Romeo and Juliet aka Obasanjo and Gbenga Daniels, when the going was good.Only God would help me oh with where i find all these things,ha,am tired of laughing oh!
DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN
Patience Goodluck Jonathan no dey cease to fall my hand, at an event for widows she began by saying "MY FELLOW WIDOWS" Lwkm,meaning Jonathan don go be dat,choi,it didnt end there at another one she said" COME APRIL ELECTIONS WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PRESS YOUR HAND?IT SHOULD BE UMBLERRA."
I have died oh! chai this woman no dey cease to clear my doubt,how on earth can you say where would you press your hand,YEPA!!!! and then umblerra(meaning umbrella,PDP'S logo or whatever is an umbrella.
I can imagine when she gets back to Aso rock,this is the conversation that would go one with her and Goodluck:
Patience:Honim(honey)welcome.
Goodluck:Welcome.
Patience:I really delivered the speeches to the widow.
Goodluck:You dey craze,which speeches,where you just dey mess for the place.
Patience:Abeg e don do,no be small small somebody dey take learn English.
Goodluck:Your case na sorry one,but as your name suggest i go dey patient with you..
#i am good sha,lwkmd as i was writing this.
THE LADY MECHANIC
This is very inspiring and am so proud of the woman and her girls,thats why everyday i strive to be my best in everything i do.May God bless her.
Sunday, 6 March 2011
MY VOTE FIT CHANGE NIGERIA.
A short film by Youngstars Foundation featuring Julius Agwu, Adaora Ukoh, 2Shotz and Yomi Onanuga, encouraging Nigerians to vote in the upcoming elections,entertaining and educative is an understatement for this video,its really really nice that creativity is shown at its best. I was educated and entertained and i advise everyone to go out and vote.
DAMOLA AND ZUSI BOLODEOKU.
Love knows no boundaries, tribe,color,size,all that matters is that you have each other and you will be there for each other through thick and thin.
Meet Damola and Zusi Bolodeoku.
Zusi met Damola on her first day at work in a bank,Damola a senior officer in the bank showed her round and they immediately hit it off as friends.Apparently Damola had been "eyeing" very cute and petite Zusi and then went on to tell Zusi's boss a very good friend of his who eventually told Zusi and that began a whirlwind romance.
They dated for 2years,getting to know and understand each other better and then Damola proposed to her on the 14th of Febuary 201,she says though she expected it,it was still very surprising because of the length he went to make everything all so perfect and special and he still does.
They eventually got married in July 2010 at a very beautiful engagement as Zusi is from Edo state and Damola is Yoruba and then went on to an equally beautiful wedding ceremony as Zusi walked down the aisle in a beautiful Bridget Awosika dress.
Zusi's advice for ladies in a relationship,"I would advise every single chic in a relationship to remain patient with her man because things always work out for the patient girls*she smiles*, and most importantly make it a duty to know your mans formula because every man has his own formula and by formula i mean what makes him tick.Though am still young in marriage and learning by the day,my greatest advice is never lose communication as "communication is key"
MY NEW IDEA.
So i was in my room on Monday morning last week and i just said,"Lord pls give me a new idea and take my businesses to a whole new level" and immediately something popped up in my head "COUPLES".
So here's the new idea:Its called couples and basically what we at omoyeni-disu.blogspot.com do is that we get a couple that we know,are familiar with and have stayed through the test of time,we get them to tell us a bit about themselves,their relationship and how they have come to love each other more and more and they also give advice to people looking for love.
So if you want to be part of this send your story to homemadeentertainment@yahoo.com and we would get back to you.
Now am looking forward to these new column on the blog...woohoo
So here's the new idea:Its called couples and basically what we at omoyeni-disu.blogspot.com do is that we get a couple that we know,are familiar with and have stayed through the test of time,we get them to tell us a bit about themselves,their relationship and how they have come to love each other more and more and they also give advice to people looking for love.
So if you want to be part of this send your story to homemadeentertainment@yahoo.com and we would get back to you.
Now am looking forward to these new column on the blog...woohoo
WHAT ABOUT US?
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BOBBY KRISTINA CAUGHT SNORTING COCAINE?
National Enquirer published a picture of Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown’s daughter Bobby Kristina snorting what they say is cocaine! This pictures dont look exactly convincing but then again we dont know what to believe.But i hope she not actually doing drugs because her parents are by products of the effects of cocaine and she of all people should know how it all works.
She released a statement:
A former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like.. People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m very hurt by this.Thing’s people do these days to hurt others is a shame. All I can do now, is keep my head up high, keep looking towards the lord. All the lord is telling me is be still. That’s all, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. #BeStill. I love my family so much.
My mom just comforted me to the max, and I’m so thankful for her. Thank you so much lord for blessing me with an Phenomenal family and incredibly phenomenal mother. Thank you for giving me the strength to move forward and put things in the past.
And the person that did this was a result of a horrible relationship that went sour. I was in love_ he was in love with money. I’ve learned My lesson. I’m so much greater and blessed for it today, and I believe nothing less. That is the last I will speak of this, let’s praise god And be grateful and thankful for your family, and people that truly love you, strength, courage, and life lessons learned. GodblessUall
PASTOR ADMITS TO SEXUALLY MOLESTING KIDS.
This is so sad,i really am weak now,why on earth, a pastor for that matter,all his preaching ti ja si gutter(meaning all the talk don fall for gutter)Albert Odulele, a 47 year old pastor based in the United Kingdom has confessed confessed that he indecently assaulted a boy under 16 year old at the Bexley Magistrate courts, He also did the same with another male who is slightly above 16. No one knows whether he had been doing it for a long time.
The 47 year old Pastor, who is also the leader of Glory House Church in east London would be sentenced at Woolwich Crown Court at a later date, said Metropolitan Police.
So many times when i am with friends or people in general and we get talking and then land on the subject Nigeria and corruption,the way i defend my country even with Nigerians,you would think i was vying for a public office but i do it because i believe Nigeria is a good country filled with good people but some "i dont know what to call them"lurk beneath.Pls we should join hands and pray for Nigeria,there is still hope.
RIHANNA AND HER BODYGUARD
So Rihanna fans were trying get to her and in a bid to save her,in just grab am carry commot and by"mistake"na her breast im grab..All Homemade Entertainment can say is #gbam
FOUR PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES HAVE BEEN APPROVED.
Our leaders dont seem to get it at all, approving new universities for what now?We have over how many universities and they are not functioning properly e.g When i heard Igbinedion university Okada is private i was shocked and i mean really shocked,i know a couple of people there and i have never heard them say anything good about it.Pls instead of approving new universities,can we try to resuscitate the old ones.
Well the four universities are:
Landmark University, Omu-Aran, Kwara State.
Samuel Adegboyega University, Ogwa, Edo State.
Adeleke University, Ede, Osun State.
Baze University, Abuja, FCT.
Well the four universities are:
Landmark University, Omu-Aran, Kwara State.
Samuel Adegboyega University, Ogwa, Edo State.
Adeleke University, Ede, Osun State.
Baze University, Abuja, FCT.
Thursday, 3 March 2011
THE FUTURE PROJECT ANNOUNCES "THE PICTURE PERFECT TRAINING" FOR TV PRESENTERS.
Communications Coordinator for the project, Kenneth Oliko says “The trainings enhances part of our work here at The Future Project. We intend to both capitalize on the success of The Future Awards and go beyond it to provide qualitative practical knowledge to enterprising young people all over the country.”
Topics to be taught include : The fundamentals of being on-screen, Your relationship with the camera, Making your director happy and How to Cast Right (What to do before/What to do when you get there) etc
The faculty for The Future-Presenters Workshop includes Tana Egbo-Adelana, Vixen, Siene Alwell-Brown, Denrele Edun, Adesuwa Onyenokwe, Frank Edoho, Adebola Williams and several more pooling their wealth of experience to coach aspiring TV presenters.
This workshop has a unique structure that lends itself to learning and improvement no matter the skill level of attendees. "Even the most introverted people enjoy and benefit from the program because we create a safe, constructive environment conducive to cooperative learning" added Oliko
The workshop comes subsidized at a flat rate of N5000. Payment is to be made into the RedSTRAT Communications Ltd, Bank PHB account with account number 104 0635 207. Forward teller details including name and the date you paid to trainings@thefuturenigeria.com. Please keep your tellers,they will be needed to confirm payments.
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I NO SEND YOU---THA SUSPECT FT EVA,BLAIS,SASHA,MUNA,MO'CHEDDAH,ZEE AND DJ MEWSIC.
Tha Suspect ft Sasha, Muna, Mo’Cheddah, Eva, Blaise,Zee and DJ Mewsic. For a second i thought Muna was Amy Winehouse and am most definetly loving Eva
BROTHERS ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING.
Two brothers were arrested by the police for their involvement in the kidnapping of a 12 year-old-boy, whose name was withheld by the police for security reasons. Akinyemi Akinyosoye, 23, and Seun Akinyosoye, 19, allegedly abducted the boy on his way back from school two weeks ago and collected N55 000 ransom from the parents for his release later in the week.
The abducted boy was the key factor that led to the arrest of the kidnappers after Apparently the boy stumbled upon a passport photograph of one of the brothers he had stumbled on while he was a hostage in their apartment at Ojokoro area of Lagos, after his release, the boy gave the photograph to his father who took the issue up with at Ikorodu Police Station, where the elder Akinyosoye was easily identified because of his involvement in another case under investigation at the station.
The police said the brothers had initially demanded for a four million naira ransom from the parents, but the brothers claimed they had only demanded for N100 000, which was meant to “sustain” themselves. The elder of the two brothers said his vehicle, used for car hire business, had been grounded for some time and that they also needed some money to get it back on the road.
The younger one has a secondary school certificate but is unemployed. “It was raining on that day, and we hid somewhere to hide from the rain and the young boy also came there,” said the elder Akinyosoye. “We interviewed him and he told us that his father works in a bank. We didn’t have money to sustain us, so we now said maybe this man can issue some change so that we can repair the vehicle. We told him that he should come and know our place, and that his father would come and pick him.”
The brothers said they eventually collected N55, 000.
That little boy is so smart keeping the picture he found,may God save us from this kidnapping act becoming the order of the day.
SAFETY TIPS.
I got this from Bella Naija and thought to bring it on here,it is very true and we should all follow these safety tips to prevent any mishap oh!
1. Computer Science expert, Dr. Latifa Ayoola Ph.D says, NEVER. Repeat, NEVER share your passwords with anyone you are unmarried to. She says, It might be real cute (or cheesy, depending on who you ask) to share your password with the person you are dating as a show of openness and transparency, STOP IT! It compromises not just your privacy but that of your contacts and whatever sensitive information they may have shared with you. In fact, the same rule should extend to your cell phones and computers. This is not paranoia in anyway, but sheer sensibility.
2. Most of us have passwords that are simple and very easy to remember which also makes them very easy to guess – e.g. Mother’s maiden name, spouse’s other name, favourite city in the world and so forth. Even if you’ll make it simple, always “hybridize” your passwords. This means that you should always use a combination of numbers and text for your passwords. E.g. WhipMyHair1985 or 2000JingleBalls or Scape300Goats
3. Do not overlook those security questions! They’re important too! The default ones are a no-no because anyone who knows you quite well, will probably know what you first phone number was, or the first car you had and so on. However, when you change it to “When did I first eat Akpu?” that makes it a lot trickier for whoever is out to hijack your account.
4. Keep it funny and unpredictable. As a person, I’m quite forgetful. So forgetful that I’ve had to use the “forgot password” option many times. And then, it struck me and I changed one of my passwords to “Jingle Balls” Aha! Who would forget that huh?
Take a moment today, and go through all your emails and change your (weak) passwords and security questions, just in case.
My own even if you are married to the person, am not saying something would happen its just sensible that your passwords are kept to yourselves, the divorce rate is happening like you drink berry blast oh!
1. Computer Science expert, Dr. Latifa Ayoola Ph.D says, NEVER. Repeat, NEVER share your passwords with anyone you are unmarried to. She says, It might be real cute (or cheesy, depending on who you ask) to share your password with the person you are dating as a show of openness and transparency, STOP IT! It compromises not just your privacy but that of your contacts and whatever sensitive information they may have shared with you. In fact, the same rule should extend to your cell phones and computers. This is not paranoia in anyway, but sheer sensibility.
2. Most of us have passwords that are simple and very easy to remember which also makes them very easy to guess – e.g. Mother’s maiden name, spouse’s other name, favourite city in the world and so forth. Even if you’ll make it simple, always “hybridize” your passwords. This means that you should always use a combination of numbers and text for your passwords. E.g. WhipMyHair1985 or 2000JingleBalls or Scape300Goats
3. Do not overlook those security questions! They’re important too! The default ones are a no-no because anyone who knows you quite well, will probably know what you first phone number was, or the first car you had and so on. However, when you change it to “When did I first eat Akpu?” that makes it a lot trickier for whoever is out to hijack your account.
4. Keep it funny and unpredictable. As a person, I’m quite forgetful. So forgetful that I’ve had to use the “forgot password” option many times. And then, it struck me and I changed one of my passwords to “Jingle Balls” Aha! Who would forget that huh?
Take a moment today, and go through all your emails and change your (weak) passwords and security questions, just in case.
My own even if you are married to the person, am not saying something would happen its just sensible that your passwords are kept to yourselves, the divorce rate is happening like you drink berry blast oh!
KIM KARDASHIAN---JAM
Kim Kardashian should just stick to her reality show abeg,what is this?She should be flogged.
The song was first played on the Ryan Seacrest radio show.It was produced by the dream.Thats why i continue to say it,go to America,meet the right entertainment moguls,ur on your way to living the American Dream.
The song was first played on the Ryan Seacrest radio show.It was produced by the dream.Thats why i continue to say it,go to America,meet the right entertainment moguls,ur on your way to living the American Dream.
KEVIN CHUWANG PAM AND ELIZABETH ARE MARRIED!!!
Apparently Kevin Chuwang Pam(winner of big brother revolution) and Elizabeth Gupta finally got married in Abuja on the 26th of Feb 2011,i really love what Kevin wore no suit just simple and straight to the point.Here are a few pics from the wedding
P:S:Am wondering why the bridesmaid just open leg like that na??
P:S:Am wondering why the bridesmaid just open leg like that na??
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
HOW ENIOLUWA WAS RETURNED.
At a church service on Sunday at the Fountain of Life Church, Ilupeju, Lagos, father of 10-month-old Enioluwa Odegbaike recounted how the family got him back from the kidnappers.
According to him, they had done everything asked by the kidnappers, yet the kidnappers refused to return the boy. He said that the kidnappers had contacted him severally on the phone promising to release the baby but would again call to postpone until he received a text message on February 26, around 6pm ordering him to get to Benin Republic before 7pm. On arriving at the designated point in Benin Republic, Mr Odegbaike said the kidnappers told him he got there too late and was subsequently diverted to another location. He was told to get to the new location via a commercial motorcycle by 2am in the morning.
He said that a woman also arrived at the same location on a motorcycle with Enioluwa strapped behind her. She was guarded by around 10 men, none of who covered their faces. As Enioluwa was being handed over to Mr Odegbaike, one of kidnappers said to him, “I took care of your boy because you were nice to my staff.” Mr Odegbaike did not state categorically if a ransom was paid, but added that he did “everything they were asked to get Enioluwa back.”
LOL
Mother: Son I am sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago and that person is your real father.
Son: Mum what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? You should be hanged.
Mother: I am sorry he was my first could not just marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his you for the first time ever.
Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: I will give him a piece of my mind!
Phone. Morning son. I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.
Son: THANK GOD!!! I always knew there was something special about me. Thank you mum. You are the best mother in the world!!!
lwkmd!!!!
Son: Mum what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? You should be hanged.
Mother: I am sorry he was my first could not just marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his you for the first time ever.
Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: I will give him a piece of my mind!
Phone. Morning son. I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.
Son: THANK GOD!!! I always knew there was something special about me. Thank you mum. You are the best mother in the world!!!
lwkmd!!!!
YOU SAY,GOD SAYS
YOU SAY
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES
You say: 'It's impossible'
God says: All things are possible
( Luke 18:27)
You say: 'I'm too tired'
God says: I will give you rest
( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: 'Nobody really loves me'
God says: I love you
( John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 )
You say: 'I can't go on'
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: 'I can't figure things out'
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5- 6)
You say: 'I can't do it'
God says: You can do all things
( Philippians 4:13)
You say: 'I'm not able'
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: 'It's not worth it'
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )
You say: 'I can't forgive myself'
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: 'I can't manage'
God says: I will supply all your needs
( Philippians 4:19)
You say: 'I'm afraid'
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
( II Timothy 1:7)
You say: 'I'm always worried and frustrated'
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: 'I'm not smart enough'
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: 'I feel all alone'
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES
You say: 'It's impossible'
God says: All things are possible
( Luke 18:27)
You say: 'I'm too tired'
God says: I will give you rest
( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: 'Nobody really loves me'
God says: I love you
( John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 )
You say: 'I can't go on'
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: 'I can't figure things out'
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5- 6)
You say: 'I can't do it'
God says: You can do all things
( Philippians 4:13)
You say: 'I'm not able'
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: 'It's not worth it'
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )
You say: 'I can't forgive myself'
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: 'I can't manage'
God says: I will supply all your needs
( Philippians 4:19)
You say: 'I'm afraid'
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
( II Timothy 1:7)
You say: 'I'm always worried and frustrated'
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: 'I'm not smart enough'
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: 'I feel all alone'
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)
JUSTIN BEIBER AND SELENA GOMEZ.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez made their first public appearance together as a couple at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar party. The teen stars look adorable.
AMAA(AFRICA MOVIE ACADEMY AWARDS) AWARDS NOMINATION LIST
These are the nominees for the AMAA coming up 21st of March to the 27th of March 2011 in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, Nigeria.
I think for best Nigeria film they should have put the Yoruba movie by Veteran actress Sola Sobowale tagged"ohun oko somida"(what my husband turned me into),its a beautiful movie, but some of the movies nominated havent been seen or even out so am wondering how they got on the list.Anyways make ur pick and tell us what movies you think should be on here and which shouldn't and why do they always have to do Bayelsa,what happened to Abuja,Lagos other cities,its getting boring.
Best Short Film
BOUGFEN – PETRA BANINLA SUNJO (CAMEROUN)
WEAKNESS – WANJIRU KAIRU (KENYA)
NO JERSEY NO MATCH – DANIEL ADEMINOKAN (NIGERIA)
DUTY – MAK KUSARE (NIGERIA)
BONLAMBO – ZWE LESIZWE NTULI (SOUTH AFRICA)
ZEBU AND THE PHOTOFISH – ZIPPORAH NYARORI (KENYA)
DINA – MICKEY FONSECA (MOZAMBIQUE)
ALLAHKABO – BOUNA CHERIF FOFANA (TOGO)
Best Short Documentary
SYMPHONY KINSASHA – DIENDO HAMADI & DINTA WA LUSULA (CONGO)
NAIJA DIAMONDS (Feature on Dr. Rahmat Mohammed) – NFORM LEONARD (NIGERIA)
AFTER THE MINE – DIENDO HAMADI & DINTA WA LUSULA (DRC)
STEPPING INTO THE UNKNOWN – ROWENA ALDOUS & JILL HANAS-HANCOCK (SOUTH AFRICA)
YEABU’S HOMECOMING – JENNY CHU (SIERRA LEONE)
Best Documentary
KONDI ET LE JEUDI NATIONALE – ARIANA ASTRID ATODJI (CAMEROUN)
HEADLINES IN HISTORY – ZOBBY BRESSON (KENYA)
CO-EXIST – ADAM MAZO (RWANDA)
STATE OF MIND – DJO TUNDA WA MUNGA (CONGO)
NAIJA DIAMONDS – NFROM LEONARD (NIGERIA)
Best Diaspora Feature
SUICIDE DOLLS – KEITH SHAW (USA)
TESTED – RUSSELL COSTANZO (USA)
NOTHING LESS -WAYNE SAUNDERS (UK)
THE VILLAGE -WAYNE SAUNDERS (UK)
Best Diaspora Documentary
STUBBORN AS A MULE – MILLER BARGERON JR & ARCELOUS DEIELS (USA)
MOMENTUM- ZEINABU IRENE DAVIS (USA)
IF NOT NOW – LOUIS HAGGART (USA)
MOTHERLAND – OWEN ALIK SHAHADAH (USA)
CHANGEMENT – CHIARA CAVALLAZI (ITALY)
Best Diaspora Short Film
CYCLE- ROY CLOVIS (USA)
UNDER TOW – MILES ORION FELD (USA)
HABITUAL AGGRESSION – TEMI OJO (USA)
LITTLE SOLDIER – DALLAS KING (USA)
THE NEW N WORD – SOWANDE TICHAWONNA (USA)
PRECIPICE – JULIUS AMEDUME (UK)
Best Film for African Abroad
ANCHOR BABY – LONZO NZEKWE (NIGERIA/CANADA)
IN AMERICA: THE STORY OF THE SOUL SISTERS- RAHMAN OLADIGBOLU (NIGERIA/USA)
MIRROR BOY – OBI EMELONYE (NIGERIA/UK)
AFRICA UNITED – DEBS GARDNER-BROOK (RWANDA/UK)
Best Production Design
TANGO WITH ME
VIVA RIVA
HOPEVILLE
6 HOURS TO CHRISTMAS
MAAMI
Best Costume Design
INALE
YEMOJA
SINKING SANDS
ARAMOTU
ELMINA
Best Makeup
INALE
SINKING SANDS
A PRIVATE STORM
VIVA RIVA
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
Best Soundtrack
VIVA RIVA
AFRICA UNITED
IZULU LAMI
INALE
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
Best Visual Effects
ARAMOTU
NANI
WHO OWNS DA CITY
INALE
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
Best Achievement in Sound
SINKING SANDS
SHIRLEY ADAMS
IZULU LAMI
VIVA RIVA
TANGO WITH ME
Best Cinematography
SINKING SANDS
MAAMI
IZULU LAMI
HOPEVILLE
VIVA RIVA
Best Screenplay
SOUL BOY
SINKING SANDS
HOPEVILLE
SHIRLEY ADAMS
IZULU LAMI
Best Nigerian Film
MAAMI – TUNDE KELANI
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI
TANGO WITH ME – MAHMOOD ALI- BALOGUN
INALE – JETA AMATA
A PRIVATE STORM – LANCELOT ODUWA IMASEUN/IKECHUKWU ONYEKA
Best Film in African Language
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI (NIGERIA)
IZULU LAMI – MADODA NCAYIYANA (SOUTH AFRICA)
SOUL BOY- HAWA ESSUMAN (KENYA)
SUWI – MUSOLA CATHERINE KASEKETI (ZAMBIA)
FISHING THE LITTLE STONE – KAZ KASOZI (UGANDA)
Best Child Actor
SOBAHLE MKHABASE (THEMBI), TSCHEPANG MOHLOMI (CHILI-BITE) AND SIBONELO MALINGA(KHWEZI) – IZULU LAMI
ERIYA NDAYAMBAJE- DUDU IN AFRICA UNITED
JORDAN NTUNGA- ANTO IN VIVA RIVA
AYOMIDE ABATTI- YOUNG KASHI IN MAAMI
BENJAMIN ABEMIGISHA- ZEBU IN ZEBU AND THE PHOTOFISH
SHANTEL MWABI- BUPE IN SUWI
Best Young Actor
YVES DUSENGE (CHILD SOLDIER) AND ROGER NSENGIYUMUA (FOOTBALLER) – AFRICA UNITED
SAMSON ODHIAMBO AND LEILA DAYAN OPOU – SOUL BOY
EDWARD KAGUTUZI – MIRROR BOY
DONOVAN ADAMS – SHIRLEY ADAMS
JUNIOR SINGO – HOPEVILLE
Best Actor in Supporting Role
OSITA IHEME – MIRROR BOY
HOJI FORTUNA – VIVA RIVA
MPILO VUSI KUNENE – A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
JOHN DUMELO – A PRIVATE STORM
DESMOND DUBE- HOPEVILLE
Best Actress in Supporting Role
MARY TWALA – HOPEVILLE
JOYCE NTALABE – THE RIVALING SHADOW
MARLENE LONGAGE- VIVA RIVA
TINA MBA -TANGO WITH ME
YVONNE OKORO – POOL PARTY
Best Actor in Leading Role
THEMBA NDABA – HOPEVILLE
PATSHA BAY -VIVA RIVA
JIMMY JEAN-LOUIS – SINKING SANDS
EKON BLANKSON – CHECKMATE
ANTAR LANIYAN – YEMOJA
MAJID MICHEL – POOL PARTY
Best Actress in Leading Role
IDIAT SHOBANDE -ARAMOTU
OMONI OBOLI- ANCHOR BABY
MANIE MALONE – VIVA RIVA
AMAKE ABEBRESE- SINKING SANDS
DENISE NEWMAN -SHIRLEY ADAMS
GENEVIEVE NNAJI – TANGO WITH ME
Best Director
SOUL BOY – HAWA ESSUMAN
SHIRLEY ADAMS – OLIVER HERMANUS
VIVA RIVA – DJO TUNDA WA MUNGA
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT – JAHMAIL. X. T QUBEKA
SINKING SANDS – LEILA DJANSI
Best Film
VIVA RIVA – DJO TUNDA WA MUNGA (CONGO)
SINKING SANDS – LEILA DJANSI (GHANA)
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI (NIGERIA)
SOUL BOY – HAWA ESSUMAN (KENYA)
HOPEVILLE – JOHN TRENGOVE (SOUTH AFRICA)
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT – JAHMIL X.T QUBEKA (SOUTH AFRICA)
I think for best Nigeria film they should have put the Yoruba movie by Veteran actress Sola Sobowale tagged"ohun oko somida"(what my husband turned me into),its a beautiful movie, but some of the movies nominated havent been seen or even out so am wondering how they got on the list.Anyways make ur pick and tell us what movies you think should be on here and which shouldn't and why do they always have to do Bayelsa,what happened to Abuja,Lagos other cities,its getting boring.
Best Short Film
BOUGFEN – PETRA BANINLA SUNJO (CAMEROUN)
WEAKNESS – WANJIRU KAIRU (KENYA)
NO JERSEY NO MATCH – DANIEL ADEMINOKAN (NIGERIA)
DUTY – MAK KUSARE (NIGERIA)
BONLAMBO – ZWE LESIZWE NTULI (SOUTH AFRICA)
ZEBU AND THE PHOTOFISH – ZIPPORAH NYARORI (KENYA)
DINA – MICKEY FONSECA (MOZAMBIQUE)
ALLAHKABO – BOUNA CHERIF FOFANA (TOGO)
Best Short Documentary
SYMPHONY KINSASHA – DIENDO HAMADI & DINTA WA LUSULA (CONGO)
NAIJA DIAMONDS (Feature on Dr. Rahmat Mohammed) – NFORM LEONARD (NIGERIA)
AFTER THE MINE – DIENDO HAMADI & DINTA WA LUSULA (DRC)
STEPPING INTO THE UNKNOWN – ROWENA ALDOUS & JILL HANAS-HANCOCK (SOUTH AFRICA)
YEABU’S HOMECOMING – JENNY CHU (SIERRA LEONE)
Best Documentary
KONDI ET LE JEUDI NATIONALE – ARIANA ASTRID ATODJI (CAMEROUN)
HEADLINES IN HISTORY – ZOBBY BRESSON (KENYA)
CO-EXIST – ADAM MAZO (RWANDA)
STATE OF MIND – DJO TUNDA WA MUNGA (CONGO)
NAIJA DIAMONDS – NFROM LEONARD (NIGERIA)
Best Diaspora Feature
SUICIDE DOLLS – KEITH SHAW (USA)
TESTED – RUSSELL COSTANZO (USA)
NOTHING LESS -WAYNE SAUNDERS (UK)
THE VILLAGE -WAYNE SAUNDERS (UK)
Best Diaspora Documentary
STUBBORN AS A MULE – MILLER BARGERON JR & ARCELOUS DEIELS (USA)
MOMENTUM- ZEINABU IRENE DAVIS (USA)
IF NOT NOW – LOUIS HAGGART (USA)
MOTHERLAND – OWEN ALIK SHAHADAH (USA)
CHANGEMENT – CHIARA CAVALLAZI (ITALY)
Best Diaspora Short Film
CYCLE- ROY CLOVIS (USA)
UNDER TOW – MILES ORION FELD (USA)
HABITUAL AGGRESSION – TEMI OJO (USA)
LITTLE SOLDIER – DALLAS KING (USA)
THE NEW N WORD – SOWANDE TICHAWONNA (USA)
PRECIPICE – JULIUS AMEDUME (UK)
Best Film for African Abroad
ANCHOR BABY – LONZO NZEKWE (NIGERIA/CANADA)
IN AMERICA: THE STORY OF THE SOUL SISTERS- RAHMAN OLADIGBOLU (NIGERIA/USA)
MIRROR BOY – OBI EMELONYE (NIGERIA/UK)
AFRICA UNITED – DEBS GARDNER-BROOK (RWANDA/UK)
Best Production Design
TANGO WITH ME
VIVA RIVA
HOPEVILLE
6 HOURS TO CHRISTMAS
MAAMI
Best Costume Design
INALE
YEMOJA
SINKING SANDS
ARAMOTU
ELMINA
Best Makeup
INALE
SINKING SANDS
A PRIVATE STORM
VIVA RIVA
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
Best Soundtrack
VIVA RIVA
AFRICA UNITED
IZULU LAMI
INALE
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
Best Visual Effects
ARAMOTU
NANI
WHO OWNS DA CITY
INALE
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
Best Achievement in Sound
SINKING SANDS
SHIRLEY ADAMS
IZULU LAMI
VIVA RIVA
TANGO WITH ME
Best Cinematography
SINKING SANDS
MAAMI
IZULU LAMI
HOPEVILLE
VIVA RIVA
Best Screenplay
SOUL BOY
SINKING SANDS
HOPEVILLE
SHIRLEY ADAMS
IZULU LAMI
Best Nigerian Film
MAAMI – TUNDE KELANI
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI
TANGO WITH ME – MAHMOOD ALI- BALOGUN
INALE – JETA AMATA
A PRIVATE STORM – LANCELOT ODUWA IMASEUN/IKECHUKWU ONYEKA
Best Film in African Language
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI (NIGERIA)
IZULU LAMI – MADODA NCAYIYANA (SOUTH AFRICA)
SOUL BOY- HAWA ESSUMAN (KENYA)
SUWI – MUSOLA CATHERINE KASEKETI (ZAMBIA)
FISHING THE LITTLE STONE – KAZ KASOZI (UGANDA)
Best Child Actor
SOBAHLE MKHABASE (THEMBI), TSCHEPANG MOHLOMI (CHILI-BITE) AND SIBONELO MALINGA(KHWEZI) – IZULU LAMI
ERIYA NDAYAMBAJE- DUDU IN AFRICA UNITED
JORDAN NTUNGA- ANTO IN VIVA RIVA
AYOMIDE ABATTI- YOUNG KASHI IN MAAMI
BENJAMIN ABEMIGISHA- ZEBU IN ZEBU AND THE PHOTOFISH
SHANTEL MWABI- BUPE IN SUWI
Best Young Actor
YVES DUSENGE (CHILD SOLDIER) AND ROGER NSENGIYUMUA (FOOTBALLER) – AFRICA UNITED
SAMSON ODHIAMBO AND LEILA DAYAN OPOU – SOUL BOY
EDWARD KAGUTUZI – MIRROR BOY
DONOVAN ADAMS – SHIRLEY ADAMS
JUNIOR SINGO – HOPEVILLE
Best Actor in Supporting Role
OSITA IHEME – MIRROR BOY
HOJI FORTUNA – VIVA RIVA
MPILO VUSI KUNENE – A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT
JOHN DUMELO – A PRIVATE STORM
DESMOND DUBE- HOPEVILLE
Best Actress in Supporting Role
MARY TWALA – HOPEVILLE
JOYCE NTALABE – THE RIVALING SHADOW
MARLENE LONGAGE- VIVA RIVA
TINA MBA -TANGO WITH ME
YVONNE OKORO – POOL PARTY
Best Actor in Leading Role
THEMBA NDABA – HOPEVILLE
PATSHA BAY -VIVA RIVA
JIMMY JEAN-LOUIS – SINKING SANDS
EKON BLANKSON – CHECKMATE
ANTAR LANIYAN – YEMOJA
MAJID MICHEL – POOL PARTY
Best Actress in Leading Role
IDIAT SHOBANDE -ARAMOTU
OMONI OBOLI- ANCHOR BABY
MANIE MALONE – VIVA RIVA
AMAKE ABEBRESE- SINKING SANDS
DENISE NEWMAN -SHIRLEY ADAMS
GENEVIEVE NNAJI – TANGO WITH ME
Best Director
SOUL BOY – HAWA ESSUMAN
SHIRLEY ADAMS – OLIVER HERMANUS
VIVA RIVA – DJO TUNDA WA MUNGA
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT – JAHMAIL. X. T QUBEKA
SINKING SANDS – LEILA DJANSI
Best Film
VIVA RIVA – DJO TUNDA WA MUNGA (CONGO)
SINKING SANDS – LEILA DJANSI (GHANA)
ARAMOTU – NIJI AKANNI (NIGERIA)
SOUL BOY – HAWA ESSUMAN (KENYA)
HOPEVILLE – JOHN TRENGOVE (SOUTH AFRICA)
A SMALL TOWN CALLED DESCENT – JAHMIL X.T QUBEKA (SOUTH AFRICA)
KANYE WEST AND DBANJ TO COLLABRATE.
My time line on twitter was rather dry up until about 2am this morning when Kanye West twitted at Don jazzy and Dbanj saying they need to get back to New york as there is still work to be done and everybody kept retweeting it,surprised its not a trending topic. The Mohits crew are not resting oh! Big ups to them.
And then Don Jazzy said:@DONJAZZYMOHITS: @kanyewest yes boss. See u soon.
And D Banj said:@iamdbanj: @kanyewest oooossssheee no worries boss. Coming soon
And then Don Jazzy said:@DONJAZZYMOHITS: @kanyewest yes boss. See u soon.
And D Banj said:@iamdbanj: @kanyewest oooossssheee no worries boss. Coming soon
KEFEE---N BE SAPELE WATER.
I love this song, Kefee just has a way of bringing it out mehn...And i am most high on the goodness of God,Video directed by Wudi Awa.
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