HELP!!! MY WIFE WANTS TO KILL ME WITH SEX.

LWKM,this isnt funny oh! Men when you dont get you say you dont get, now you get you say its too much...#lobatan

A 39-year-old cobbler, Daniel Olufumilayo, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property.

He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn.

The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night.

He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.

“My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.

The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.

He also alleged that his wife made his children hawk sachet water and sweets for her on busy roads.

Responding to the allegations leveled against her by her husband as regards her outrageous demand for sex, Zainab said: “After all, he could not accuse me of infidelity. I am not a flirt. If he accused me of being a nymphomaniac, it is his headache.

“Sex in marriage is my conjugal right which I think every responsible man must preserve and protect and if I demanded for as much as I want, I have not done anything wrong.”

The petty trader said that she did not know what came over her husband, when he suddenly asked her to pack out of their matrimonial home after the naming ceremony of their last child.

According to her, “Olufumilayo ordered me to vacate our matrimonial home after I gave birth to our last child even though I did not offend him in any way.”

Zainab told the court further that she had to re-marry when, after waiting for two years, hoping that her husband would have a change of mind following efforts by her parents to resolve the matter amicably and reconcile them, failed.

The court, after listening to both parties, dissolved the union, adding that the marital relationship between the estranged couple had broken down completely.

THIS YEAR 2011 FOR ME

At the beginning it was mixed feelings,ups and downs. There were times when I thought I won't make it, times when I didn't feel like trying again, times when I felt love didn't exist, times when I was uber-excited,times when I cried,times when I paid back in their coin,times when I cursed out,times when I just sat back,laughed and relaxed.

Up until mid 2011 I tagged it my year of "jump then fall", year when my some of my friends got engaged,married(I wanted it to be me sometimes)but I was extremely happy they had found their soul mates and were going to live happy lives and that in no time its going to be Omoyeni Mi walking the aisle in my pink and white Mai Atafo wedding gown.

2011 brought me closer to God,it has been a wonderful walk and I won't change it for anything in the world,there were times when I screamed,cried and begged God because I felt he wasn't listening to me and then as the days went by i forgot about the situations but looking back,I realized he answered most of my prayers and this last day of the year nothing is impossible.

This year,I met people and I'm very grateful for the opportunity to be able to share ideas and experiences and learn from others but then through it all some are better left as acquaintances not for anything but because everyone can't be in your life.

2011 confirmed the decision I made concerning my career and what path I want to follow,I have never know this much peace and that's how I birthed "HOMEMADE ENTERTAINMENT"(the multimedia company) which would take full effect from 2012 and my blog. In this all I can tell you is follow your passion and trust me it will be a wealth maker and what truly gives you peace.

I had the best birthday ever this year 11-11-11 and i turned 22,it was definitely a November to remember for me, i made some good friends and my old friends stood with me. Kuns thank you, i'm glad your here

2011 made me grow out of my naivete (well I still think not all men cheat sha)That all you really have is you and God,people will always fail,intentionally or unintentionally,I have failed people too but then you have to realize its human nature and we can only hope to be better people and everyone around follows suit, take for instance uncle Jona on the case of Awon Odarun ton pe ni "boko haram"

To be truthful this year,I made much more effort to keep some relationships(friends,business) but deep down it felt forced, I'm a strong believer in friendship or any relationship and believe in commitment, to me you don't have to keep reminding people who you really call your "friends" the little things about you, or the ones that only know its "hey hun" when they need something, this made me evaluate all those and in 2012 its going to be Me,My God,family, career and "the few", I'm sure if you really think I'm worth the presence in your life you would make that effort.
"It's very easy to know when someone doesn't hold you in high esteem,even easier to make excuses for them just to help your ego"

To my family for always being there and being my greatest supporters, to my very good friends God go make you bigger oh! to every reader, fan,critic,supporter God indeed make you bigger and may we enter 2012 victoriously and peacefully, Amen

I know 2012 would be a beautiful year for us all and it will come with blessings, challenges but we will be victors in th end.

So here's wishing you a very very happy and prosperous new year..
Xo

UNDER 3RD MAINLAND GUTTED BY FIRE.

I really dont know how true the story is oh! because the picture to me looks unreal but we can never be too sure, i hear yesterday that all the shanties under the 3rd mainland bridge around Ebute-metta was gutted by a heavy fire, i havent heard any thing on the news so i'm still uncertain. So pls if you know anything about this occurrence pls share with us.

Na wa oh! nnkan be laye yi, what is happening?

ITS OVER--- RUSSELL AND KATY PERRY

Nope. It’s not Will and Jada…

Na wa oh!It’s been the year of celebs either getting married or getting divorced, and while there were rumors just a month ago that Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand may have been expecting their first child together, the couple were also fighting off allegations that there was trouble brewing on the home front. Now it’s reported that the latter is true,as both Russell and Katy were spotted spending the holidays apart without wearing their wedding rings, before Russell filed a divorce petition this morning in a L.A. courthouse. The couple have only been married for 14 months. Russell released the following statement to the AP shortly after filing:

Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.’

According to Us Weekly, it was a fight that included a few ‘f–k you’s” right before Christmas that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

“They had a massive fight. She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f–k you too.’”

I really wont be surprised if they get back together.

EDRIS ABDULKAREEM BEATS JAYWON TO STUPOR

According to what i heard,"Upcoming artist and crooner of gbon gbon Jaywon was beaten up by his label mate, Edris Abdulkareem yesterday at satellite town carnival. Though no one could actually tell what brought about the fight, a lot of people who knows both parties say Edris has been beefing Jaywon because of his rise in the industry. He alongside his thugs beat up jaywon and since he (Jaywon) couldn’t over power them, he was seriously injured"and I hear he was hospitalized and has just been released from the hospital.

I hear the thug has also threatened to go after him again,but now my own problem is even if Keke isn't around can't anyone else bring order, what sort of nonsense is this?

This Edris needs to have his head checked oh!he should really be called to order before
someone really deals with him. I pity his wife *yes i said it* an animal cant only be one outside he would definitely show his animalistic traits in the house.

EVENTS THIS WEEKEND

Last weekend in 2012 and here are some events to help you end 2011 and enter 2012 in grand style but dont forget to go to church and give thanks to baba God he has been faithful oh!

Zara & ZHop Store present Taste of Christmas Sample Sale
One of the world’s largest fashion retail enterprise – Zara is officially making its entrance into the Nigerian fashion market with its “Taste of Christmas Sample Sale” event. This sample sale shopping event will see attendees get Zara casual tops, shirts, flowing dresses, party dresses, business jackets, blazers, pencil skirts, jeans, chinos, trousers, premium denim, children’s wear, babies wear and lots more in different shapes and sizes at unbelievable cost effective prices. Be sure to get there early as for every three items bought, you pay for only two.

Date: Thursday 29th – Friday 30th December 2011

Time: 10 AM – 6 PM Daily

Venue: The Silverbird Galleria, 2nd Floor, Next to the Base Lounge, 133 Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos

Flytime Promotions has teamed up with award wining Nigerian playwright and stage director Wole Oguntokun to bring to the Nigerian stage the critically acclaimed play “For Coloured Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When The Rainbow is Enuf”. The multi-award winning play written by Ntozake Shange will be performed live on stage today and tomorrow at the Shell Hall, Muson Center, Onikan Lagos and features an all-star female cast of Joke Silva, Ireti Doyle, Matilda Obaseki, Marcy Dolapo Oni, Tiwa Savage, Reanne Weruche Opia, Omawumi and Olajumoke Ladi Bello. The Nigerian adaptation while remaining true to the original play will be a poetic exploration of what it means to be an African woman living in the 21st century.

Date: Thursday 29th – Friday 30th December 2011

Venue: Shell Hall, MUSON Centre, Onikan, Lagos

Ticket Price: Regular N 5000 | VIP N 15,000

Ticket Locations: Ozone Cinemas, E-Center, Yaba, Lagos | Images & Prints, Silverbird Galleria, 133 Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos | Koko Lounge, E-Center, Yaba, Lagos | Velvet Boutique | Savvie Hair Boutique, Aworie Road, Dolphin Estate, Ogunsiji Drive, Ikeja, Lagos

Contact: For more info and general enquiries Call 08081239477 | E-mail forcolouredgirlsng@flytimeltd.com

X-factor finalist Misha B to perform at Bijou Club

Date: Friday 30th December 2011

Time: 9 PM

Venue: Bijou Club, 1-7 Chapel Street, Manchester, M3 7NJ, United Kingdom

Ticket Price: General £ 10 | Tier 2 £ 20 | VIP £ 40

Ticket Venues: For tickets,
Contact: Log on to their Website

MERCY JOHNSON GOES OUT WITHOUT WEARING PANT.

It wasnt me oh! it was naijapals.com oh! pls dont put virus here oh! thanks. Puthow they saw this pic na only God know

THINGS MEN FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN WOMEN.

I found this on a website and i think the people that thought this up are plain jobless or just silly, all these rules apply more to men, abeg abeg pls look for a better research to do or help kill the boko haram sect that be going on an on about women. Gerrout of here, taink u very much and no i'm not a feminist

The Thirst
The Thirst can be described as women who are overly eager to find men. Every week they are in search of Mr. Right. The thirst, usually turn them into chatty and desperate, it is this desperation that turns men off and make these ladies unattractive.
*see people complaining, yet they jump from woman to woman*

Bad Hair
This is talking about the funky smelling weave-ons with the tracks showing. Or the women who think dry and flaky hair is the in-thing.
All the men ask is for you to just do your hair neatly kind and look presentable for yourself not necessarily for them.*those things una dey carry for head in the name of dada abi na afro, lest i forget ur "dread" nko*

Unkempt Private Areas
All they want is shaved under arms because that hair brings funk - bad humor-.
This brings us to another part of you that needs grooming. Your under private; you need to trim up a little. Give yourself an edge up so your privates resemble a well manicured lawn rather than a jungle safari.

Posture
This one is from the brothers on Twitter. No one wants a woman all is droopy-droopy looking and shoddy on top of other things. A dose of keeping it real is always healthy.
*haha u need to see some men try form swagga with their posture na*

Unkempt Feet and Nails
Biting your nails looks terrible. Chipped nail polish and smelly feet will not fly either. Talk to your salon manager when next you are at the salon for some advice to avoid any embarrassment.
* guys with long fingernails or very black toes nko,biko biko*

Angry For No Reason
Some women take the feminism thing too far; lashing out at men every chance they get and the men folk are tired of this. No one likes a woman who’s always angry, never smiles and is extremely difficult to be around. It’s unattractive.
Yes! Women are judged on this, because no one is going to have a good time with this type of woman around.* na who dey beat who pass, just come home and be all moody and when we even try to help u form anger, my friend park well*

CLOTHES

No one expects you to dress expensively, but neatly and smartly will do. Know your body type and dress accordingly. The white tank top that’s turning yellow or miss matched is not sexy. All in all women who can’t dress are not attractive. Let’s try to make one complement the other.
*u only need to look at our red carpet on shows, some guys be looking like spider man, robin and a babalawo all in one, ki lo derm*


As the saying goes ‘before I see your mind, I see your outfit’

Sense of Entitlement
Ladies having the men pay for everything is not exactly it. Have you ever hung out with a friend that tells you, how she never has to pay for drinks, fares or almost everything she want bought. Or the friend that tells you, they think the guy should pay for everything.
Listen, chivalry is not dead but women who act as though they are entitled to a man’s wallet got to go. It’s unattractive and it’s downright classless. Even those ladies who think it’s beneath them to stand on lines for their turn are included here.
*men that think because u buy me something or u take me out means i owe u sex, u dey craze, i beg u, no be u offer*

Cursing Like a Sailor
Men mostly cannot stand a woman whose every word out of her mouth is abusive and crude. Words like; you mother…, son of a ... Once again, have a cup of class and act like a lady not a garbage man.
*haha u havent seen guys who cant say a word without fuck,shit,piss, na like that u take come from heaven*

Promiscuity
If your reputation as a man eater enters a room before you do, that might not be good for you. Sleeping with every tunde, dele and harry might be cool, but don’t expect some men to think it’s sexy.
Sexual liberation needs you also to have some tact, decency and a degree of discretion with your sex life.
*haha, ewo awon oniranu, who frolicks all over the place, would deny your wife in her before before to set p, rubbish and nonsense*
These are words of wisdom!

OBAMA TAPS THAT ASS.

LWKMD. Ah baba presido

HUSH! FLYTIME PRODUCTIONS, TRACE URBAN TV, 1 MUSIC AND SILVERBIRD ENTERTAINMENT BRING THE EXCLUSIVE PARTY OF THE YEAR!

Today December 29, yes now, in a few hours!!!the biggest players in Nigerian music and entertainment unite to throw the biggest ‘Thank you’ party of the year.
This year, Flytime Productions teams up with TRACE Urban TV, 1Music and
Silverbird entertainment to say a big ‘Thank you’ to the industry,
artists, record labels, brand managers, advertisers, Nollywood and
everyone that has been part of the entertainment industry this year.

“We’ve thrown the HUSH party in previous years but this year, we have
come together with TRACE Urban TV, 1Music and Silverbird entertainment to
make it bigger and better.” Cecil Hammond, CEO of Flytime Productions
explained.

The party which is an invite only, complimentary drinks and all night
affair is sponsored by Jameson Whiskey. However, a few lucky people can
win tickets by visiting the HushNigeria2011 page on Facebook.

“This party is going to be hot!” promised Matthew Ohio of Industry Nights.
“Coming together with TRACE and Flytime to take it to a higher level for
the end of the year is fitting.” Carnaval Events has been the organizer of
the popular weekly Industry Nights events for years. The event has had
amazing shows with 2Face and many other popular artistes. Fast rising
musician, Davido was the main act last week.

The 2011 Hush Party is proudly supported by Jameson Whiskey, Dealdey.com,
Cintron Energy Drinks and Industry Nights

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I know you guys have been wondering abi, no vex, its just too serve you better. I'm sure you've seen the new face of the blog thats what i've been working on(the logo) and more things for my readers to come.

So here's wishing you guys a very fruitful 2012, grace,blessings and favor and more wealth, may we all live to see 2010 and beyond in peace,joy and happiness,, Amen.
xoxo

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE MOST UNFAITHFUL

According to a survey conducted by some human beings somewhere they say that Nigerian women are the most unfaithful women in the world, i'm tired of laughing, that indeed is the biggest joke of the year 2011 so our men now do what na??? awon oniranu and no this isnt because i'm a woman.If they say the men are the most unfaithful i would say yes(because always every man in lagos has 2 girlfriends,1wife, i mistress to say the least)so pls they should go and conduct a survey on rats abeg.

The survey, which was conducted by condom manufacturers, Durex, (based on interviews with 29,000 people in 36 countries) put Nigeria at No.1 with 62%, Thailand second with 59%, South Korea third with 34%, Malaysia 4th with 33%, Russia 5th with 32% and Hong Kong 6th with 29%

When naija woman go stay with the man through thick and thin, dust and harmattan,i'm burnt oh!
If the survey is anything to go buy (which im sure its not) Our men na im show the way

TOLL FREE-- RAPE HELP LINE

The FG on Monday 5th Dec released a toll-free RAPE help-line for victims of rape and other forms of violence.

The line will be active 24 hours, 7 days a week. The number is - 0800-7273-2255. It's 12-digits, but it works.

The help-line was unveiled by the Minister of Youth Development, Bolaji Abdullahi, who also named Naeto C and Big brother revolution winner, Kevin Chuwang Pam, as ambassadors and spokespersons for the Nigerian Youth and the rape challenge.

TIWA SAVAGE FT DONJAZZY--- WITHOUT MY HEART

Madam Tiwa has released a new song and fr the 1st time ever Don jazzy featured and not doing back up vocals but featured.. Enjoy.I really like the song, sounds a lot like Beyonce but i like it all the same.

I really love Tiwa, she actually is one f my best but i feel that she can cover up a bit more...pls dont eat me raw its my opinion. Biko dont use my blog for hate oh!Tiwa Savage Ft Don Jazzy - Without My Heart.mp3">

CONGRATS TO COBHAMS AND OJUOLA ASUQUO

A very big congrats to talented producer Cobhams and his wife Ojuola on the birth of their baby boy. God bless and keep him, amen!

STYL-PLUS IS BACK

I thoroughly i'm excited that one of my fav music groups is back, wooohoops, from Olufunmi,to runaway, to ima, then imagine that, this men stole my heart. I hear they are set to release a new album and the 1st single off it "Alive" drops before Christmas. Cant wait.

DJINEE'S DIN DIN

So Mr Overkilling "Djinee" is finally out with something new and its called "DIN DIN" and is set to be released on 13-12-11 tha'ts next week Tuesday, so pls listen up and tell us what you think...We are joining in the countdown.

BIRTHDAY PICTURES

Chei, I've missed you guys oh! how are you all?I know its been forever, sorry been very busy. I,m not promising i would be here everyday for the next two weeks but i would do my best.

That aside, my birthday pics have been long overdue oh! e ma binu. Can you people imagine my papa say e no to like these pics, i just taya for the man.
Whats been happening guys? Jist abeg