I JUST HAD TO SHARE THESE....

It hurts when people still ask you these

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:
- Are you sleeping?
- What’s your answer?
- No! I’m learning Astral projection!

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:
- need to be fixed?
- No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:
- Are you going out in this rain?
- No, in the next one.

4. Your friend calls your home phone:
- Where are you?
- At News café! I brought my House over!

5. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:
- Did you just have a bath?
- No, I swam in the bath!

6. You are standing right in front of the elevator from the ground floor and they ask:
- Going up?
- No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come get me.

7. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:
- Flowers?
- No baby! Carrots.

8. You’re in the toilet when someone tries to open the, finds it locked, then knocks on the door asking:
- Is anyone in there?
- No! The SHIT is talking to you!

9. You head straight to bank with a cheque ready to get money:
-Then the lady asks you, In cash?
- No, In clips and plastics!

10. You’re on the queue @ the cinema:
- then a friend asks, Here to see a movie?
- No! I came to pay my NEPA bill!

11. You get home from a trip, walk through the door and someone asks:
- Are you back?
- No! I am a figment of your imagination

Omotola Jolade Ekeinde.... Missing u------>Video

Omotola one of our favorite screen goddesses is taking over and knocking over and out but subtly everything in her way.....Remember the club banger "GBA" that was released by her some few years ago...Yes Omotola is back and this time bigger and better....She just released the video of her song "MISSING U" and we must say we are really proud of her and wish her all the best as the sky is just her starting point...

SALT...

I went out with a couple of friends to watch losers(as agreed) when we got to the cinema,losers was sold out and then we settled for salt(i actually had been looking forward to this,so what better time...We got the tickets and got settled into our seats,after 5mins i turned around and the whole place was full,people were even standing....
Anyways as cinemas are turning into Nigerian Movies where they do adverts for 30mins not forgetting the reminder from Kate Henshaw-Nuttal and Funke Akindele to pay your tax....
And finally the movie started...GENGENGENGEN(action time).. As a CIA officer SALT,Evelyn Salt swore an oath to duty,honor and country.In the course of duty she was tested when Orlv said she was a Russian spy and up until a point i believed she was,but then she started showing who she really was for...Angelina Jolie was at her best here,i was literally screaming because she was on point,the storyline,comic and action most especially(i really dont want to spoil the movie for you,so go to any cinema and watch it plssss)....
And at the end of the movie,the whole cinema was in an uproar...Salt the movie should be nominated for an Oscar so should Angelina Jolie,she was ON POINT!!!Thank you..#Ok bye

Big Brother Highlights..

WE haven't been updating you on the various highlights and we are sorry but we are on our game now and promise to keep you up to date with all the happenings in the house....
First and foremost we would like to offer our sincere condolences to Uti Nwachukwu and his family on the death of his father we pray his soul rest in peace...Back to business,Yacob and Lerato had a talk because he really didn't like the way she always exposed every part of her body, well well Lerato is "out" and sheila couldnt take it and broke down while being comforted by uti*wink* and they used this opportunity to look for who to bring to their side and into the barn with Sammi B and Hannington and it seems like she is going to gradually overcome her fear of chickens, and quoting her she "intends to show Tatiana how to really play the game",the gospel music being played must have really gotten to sammi or either he couldnt take it anymore as he cried out..Tatiana cant talk to any male in the house as the dagger that was being thrown to her by Lerato Mama....Check back for more updates..xo

TIDBITS

The toll road around Lekki is almost done as at yesterday 10-9-2010,it was being tested and it would ease traffic to an extent..This is the first ever Toll Road Public Private Partnership scheme in Nigeria...There are different payment modes,you have the eTag+Swiftpass Plus,eTag+Swiftpass Commercial and the SwiftPass card, if you dont want to do any of this,HOMEMADE ENTERTAINMENT advises that you go to the bank and change your 1000,500 and 200 naira notes to 5,10 and 20naira bills to reduce the toll officers looking for change thereby allowing free flow of traffic.

Mo Abudu of Moments with Mo is back,bigger and better with an all new set, all new topics where she lays it all down in her various topics which include INFERTILITY(which today is one of the major causes of breakups in homes),she seeks to find answers to various questions, also LAYING IT BARE(this is a must watch for every family)..On a lighter note she talks about winning and has some of the big winners,talk show hosts featured on this..Homemade gives her 5stars for this...

Nigeria's movie industry keeps getting better by the day first it was IJE(the journey) which had two of The industry's best Omotola Jolade Ekeinde and Genevieve Nnaji as sisters on a journey to freedom,love and most of all the bond that binds two sisters together this movie sold out at all theaters in Nigeria from its first viewing knocking over and out Inception,shrek..e.t.c at the box office, just recently on Sunday 8-9-2010 Emem Isong in collaboration with Desmond Elliot and Uche Jumbo premiered the much anticipated "BURSTING OUT" and "HOLDING HOPE" at the Silverbird cinemas in V/Island and to say the stars,guest and fans were astonished and full of praises is an understatement and those who didn't get to see the movie being premiered are looking forward to buying the VCD/DVD..Here's wishing the trio of Emem Isong,Desmond Elliot and Uche Jumbo the best of luck as the sky is just their starting point

Y! Magazine sets to debut

Yes something fresh that relates to youths and emerging and established young professionals that deals with topical issues facing youths in Nigeria and the world at large plus entertainment and lifestyle debuts soon and it is One of the numerous children of REDSTRAT the brain box behind THE FUTURE AWARDS...According to the magazine’s official profile, “Y! will BE using the best young Nigerian writers, interviewers, photographers, stylists and others – document the lifestyle, issues, trends and personalities that define the character and aspiration of the young Nigerian. It is essentially a trend setter and trend watcher: a cultural catalyst provoking and driving popular dialogue. Y! Magazine seeks to be to Nigeria’s youth culture what Vanity Fair is to America’s pop culture.” Omotola Jolade Ekeinde the screen goddess graces the first edition.The launch is slated for the 15th of August 2010 at Rehab On Adeola Odeku in V/Island..We are looking forward to the launch and cant wait fr it to hit newsstands...Check back for more updates on this

Teenagers of nowadays------------>Montana Fishburne..

I dont know what to make of this *i dont even know what to call it* In desperation or a bid to it, Lawrence Fishburne's daughter Montana has concluded that the very "best and most sensible" way to become famous is to become a porn star...chai!!! What is the world turning into??? In her statement and ever proudly she said "I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape. I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it." This just bellows out STUPID!!!! If by doing this she thinks her career will get propelled then baby girl has something else coming..And we truly wish her the best...*joke*
If you want to become famous be famous for good,daddy has contacts and can get you mentored by Oprah,Whoopi Goldberg,Sophie Okonedo...This are strong beautiful and successful women who worked their way hard to the top.. We want to hear Lawrence Fishburne's thought on this act of the daughter

KFC keeps taking over...

Yes the KFC franchise is at it again,they have just opened a new branch on ligali Ayorinde in V/Island just beside the Mobil filling station..So instead of facing the traffic getting to THE PALMS you can make a quick stop in the environ..So lets get ORIGINAL or better still HOT 'N' CRISPY... Wink

BLACKBERRY,BLACKBERRY,BLACKBERRYS....

How i absolutely love my blackberry and am guessing so does everyone, well most people in Nigeria but i dont know whether its the love or obsession of the blackberry or just stupidity and lack of joblessness that makes people send the most useless and unrealistic broadcast messages on it.. And i have gotten angry with some of my friends who seem so gullible to actually send some messages...Here are a few and i am going to dissect each one...The most recent as at yesterday 9-8-2010 was about "a boy who had being stabbed or something by his stepfather for wanting to save his lil sister of 2 from being raped while the mum was at work,and the boy needed urgent surgery to save his life and so if every company forwarded it the money would be raised to perform the surgery"..People for goodness sake if the surgery was urgent blackberry is too rich to be "sending" messages they would have gone ahead to help save the boys life... Lets come down to Nigeria where people dont seldom move with common sense,they said third mainland bridge is cracking abi cracked and its about to collapse..Really, as in am shocked just because you dont have a paying job or any means of survival or you want to ease traffic u decide to publish a foolish story,it really gets me wondering in what way you actually got ur blackberry, then the said while i was on ADEOLA ODEKU that robbers where there its either i did not see the robbers or the hawkers and legless beggars had turned to robbers*raised eyebrow*,People pls stop sending messages about what drink do u think i am fanta,coke,sprite,stout,moet..STOP!!!..if you want to find out pls drink one of them, the one that gets u fired up should be noted and the one that keeps you sober should be noted likewise..Blackberry was actually meant to ease communication lines with people through the use of the blackberry messenger and help you access your mails easily and not used as A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION BOTH PHYSICALLY AND BROADCSTINGLY(my new word)..So get yourselves back to work or get yourself a job and stop being silly...I know this article is very silly but there was no better way to get the message across...GOODBYE *Computer Voice*

Kelly hansome and his pimp my room show.

When i came across this,i had to burst out in laughter...you remember MTV'S pimp my ride with Xzibit and then pimp my room with various people and Naija as we are we dont fail to copy..So therefore the Maga don pay crooner decides to have his own show "PIMP MY ROOM"...I am actually looking forward to see the first episode of this and we at homemade entertainment wish him he best of luck..
Its going to be airing on AIT,PRIMETIME AFRICA,NIGEZIE,HI TV,BEN TV(LONDON),NTA

APOLOGIES..

I am formally writing to all my followers to apologies,i know i haven't been on here in a while but am back now and better...Theres so much stuff to catch up on,so fasten your seat belts and lets fly together....xoxo

Finally Made it to IJE

And so i finally went to watch Ije the journey and i still had my doubts about the whole Nigerian movie thing but then again you have got to give someone the benefit of doubt..... I must say it was very entertaining and i liked it a lot,the movie brought out all the emotions it was aiming for anger,love,happiness,bond between sisters and most of all the journey to freedom...Its a must watch and i recommend it to everyone