Monday, 2 January 2012

LWKMD

Information Minister, Mr. Labaran Maku, has asked Nigerians to renew their confidence in government and their support for President Jonathan.
#LOBATAN

MY FUEL EXPERIENCE THIS MORNING

Let me give you guys jist, i left my house this morning at 5:55am to go and look for fuel for my small generator. I went to lekki phase 2 and all filling stations were closed, sha had to go down all the way to Awolowo road Ikoyi. i got to mobil about 6:30 went in and spoke to one of the attendants and he said he wasnt sure if they were selling because they havent changed the price at their station, i just chilled in the car till about 7:45 and i figured they wont sell.

As i was turning to go to mainland i said let me check Oando on this same Awolowo road,and they were selling so i got on d queue and waited for another 1:30(thank God for ipad at this point,if not) I sha finally got into the station opened my boot and the girl says madam "am not selling in jerry can" calmly i said "why", she said "they said we should not sell", i had lost in at this point(and even when my dad's word of Yeni always be calm) rang in my head, i said he would be proud of me with the agidi i want to show this people) i said 'SIS, i know you woke up well from your bed today and would want to sleep well so pls sell, she said no oh! i said you must be a joker,I've been out of my house since 5 and your telling me this rubbish, what nonsense, as she was still taking her colleague on the other side was selling in the same jerry can and i said "i thought u said you weren't selling" and he said "no its just 10litres na", i said "u must be high on this fuel, how can you tell me its just 10 litres,isnt it the same jerry can, my friend sell the darn thing", the people now said madam you know what buy in your tank first then move, i said you people have seen mugu this new year,better sell, they were still doing their rubbish, i didnt even mind anyone, was playing with my phone, people now came with their jerry cans and stood by me.

I dont know whether na fear catch them oh! or maybe its because i asked for their names or na my number plate they finally saw with speed they started selling in the jerry can, as she was about to fill the other one, another idiotic attendant came and said "na only one make u sell" the way i just turned and looked at him,he said ah madam no vex

As i was leaving people were now saying to them so if woman no shout una no go hear, ah madam thank you oh!

Can u imagine this people, wanting to be stupid for something i'm ready to buy, i dont know if they thought they were doing me a favor or what. Silly people, pele its long abi.

See what Jonathan has turned this country into, the queue's are terrible,i dont know why our government o lopol bayi(their brains are far from them)

SAY NO TO FUEL SUBSIDY


This country, my beloved Nigeria i dont know what they have turned you into. Its so sad that a country whose minimum wage is 18,000 and it still hasn't been implemented in some states has increased fuel price by a whooping 120%,who does that?

They say they want to improve the lives of the people how, how,how? all the years that they had to improve it, build good roads, infrastructure, education nothing its now with this money they want to do that.....lol jokers.

Do these idiots reason at all as in do they,transportation would definitely increase by a 100%, food,and all other amenities and they say they want to help Nigerians, the only people they are helping is themselves so they should better cut the crap and get their heads straight.

Why people live in the now baffles me, all this money and fuel u amass wont take you to heaven oh! e de beru olorun,(why una no dey far God,why?)

If you live in Ikeja, and work in Yaba, your daily danfo fare is now N500, or N15,000 per month. On a salary of N18,000, Jonathan will spend N1b on feeding,N335m to buy utensils,N2b to travel etc,but he cant subsidize fuel ?SHAME!

All the budget allocation they do, what happens to the money and somebody thinks they would die good death, fa fa fa foul

Jonathan is a big disgrace and may God reward him and his cabinet, Amen.
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Happy new year loves

Yaaaaay we are in the new year,the year 2012 and I am glad we all made it.
Here's wishing you my beautiful followers,family and friends a beautiful new year filled with his amazing grace, favor,joy,peace,love, answers to prayers,breakthrough, a better Nigeria,world peace and every other good thing in life.

Work hard,pray and put God first and then will you see his mighty hand.
God bless u guys....xo

Saturday, 31 December 2011

HELP!!! MY WIFE WANTS TO KILL ME WITH SEX.

LWKM,this isnt funny oh! Men when you dont get you say you dont get, now you get you say its too much...#lobatan

A 39-year-old cobbler, Daniel Olufumilayo, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property.

He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn.

The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night.

He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.

“My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.

The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.

He also alleged that his wife made his children hawk sachet water and sweets for her on busy roads.

Responding to the allegations leveled against her by her husband as regards her outrageous demand for sex, Zainab said: “After all, he could not accuse me of infidelity. I am not a flirt. If he accused me of being a nymphomaniac, it is his headache.

“Sex in marriage is my conjugal right which I think every responsible man must preserve and protect and if I demanded for as much as I want, I have not done anything wrong.”

The petty trader said that she did not know what came over her husband, when he suddenly asked her to pack out of their matrimonial home after the naming ceremony of their last child.

According to her, “Olufumilayo ordered me to vacate our matrimonial home after I gave birth to our last child even though I did not offend him in any way.”

Zainab told the court further that she had to re-marry when, after waiting for two years, hoping that her husband would have a change of mind following efforts by her parents to resolve the matter amicably and reconcile them, failed.

The court, after listening to both parties, dissolved the union, adding that the marital relationship between the estranged couple had broken down completely.

THIS YEAR 2011 FOR ME


At the beginning it was mixed feelings,ups and downs. There were times when I thought I won't make it, times when I didn't feel like trying again, times when I felt love didn't exist, times when I was uber-excited,times when I cried,times when I paid back in their coin,times when I cursed out,times when I just sat back,laughed and relaxed.

Up until mid 2011 I tagged it my year of "jump then fall", year when my some of my friends got engaged,married(I wanted it to be me sometimes)but I was extremely happy they had found their soul mates and were going to live happy lives and that in no time its going to be Omoyeni Mi walking the aisle in my pink and white Mai Atafo wedding gown.

2011 brought me closer to God,it has been a wonderful walk and I won't change it for anything in the world,there were times when I screamed,cried and begged God because I felt he wasn't listening to me and then as the days went by i forgot about the situations but looking back,I realized he answered most of my prayers and this last day of the year nothing is impossible.

This year,I met people and I'm very grateful for the opportunity to be able to share ideas and experiences and learn from others but then through it all some are better left as acquaintances not for anything but because everyone can't be in your life.

2011 confirmed the decision I made concerning my career and what path I want to follow,I have never know this much peace and that's how I birthed "HOMEMADE ENTERTAINMENT"(the multimedia company) which would take full effect from 2012 and my blog. In this all I can tell you is follow your passion and trust me it will be a wealth maker and what truly gives you peace.

I had the best birthday ever this year 11-11-11 and i turned 22,it was definitely a November to remember for me, i made some good friends and my old friends stood with me. Kuns thank you, i'm glad your here

2011 made me grow out of my naivete (well I still think not all men cheat sha)That all you really have is you and God,people will always fail,intentionally or unintentionally,I have failed people too but then you have to realize its human nature and we can only hope to be better people and everyone around follows suit, take for instance uncle Jona on the case of Awon Odarun ton pe ni "boko haram"

To be truthful this year,I made much more effort to keep some relationships(friends,business) but deep down it felt forced, I'm a strong believer in friendship or any relationship and believe in commitment, to me you don't have to keep reminding people who you really call your "friends" the little things about you, or the ones that only know its "hey hun" when they need something, this made me evaluate all those and in 2012 its going to be Me,My God,family, career and "the few", I'm sure if you really think I'm worth the presence in your life you would make that effort.
"It's very easy to know when someone doesn't hold you in high esteem,even easier to make excuses for them just to help your ego"

To my family for always being there and being my greatest supporters, to my very good friends God go make you bigger oh! to every reader, fan,critic,supporter God indeed make you bigger and may we enter 2012 victoriously and peacefully, Amen

I know 2012 would be a beautiful year for us all and it will come with blessings, challenges but we will be victors in th end.

So here's wishing you a very very happy and prosperous new year..
Xo

UNDER 3RD MAINLAND GUTTED BY FIRE.


I really dont know how true the story is oh! because the picture to me looks unreal but we can never be too sure, i hear yesterday that all the shanties under the 3rd mainland bridge around Ebute-metta was gutted by a heavy fire, i havent heard any thing on the news so i'm still uncertain. So pls if you know anything about this occurrence pls share with us.

Na wa oh! nnkan be laye yi, what is happening?

ITS OVER--- RUSSELL AND KATY PERRY

Nope. It’s not Will and Jada…

Na wa oh!It’s been the year of celebs either getting married or getting divorced, and while there were rumors just a month ago that Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand may have been expecting their first child together, the couple were also fighting off allegations that there was trouble brewing on the home front. Now it’s reported that the latter is true,as both Russell and Katy were spotted spending the holidays apart without wearing their wedding rings, before Russell filed a divorce petition this morning in a L.A. courthouse. The couple have only been married for 14 months. Russell released the following statement to the AP shortly after filing:

Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.’

According to Us Weekly, it was a fight that included a few ‘f–k you’s” right before Christmas that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

“They had a massive fight. She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f–k you too.’”

I really wont be surprised if they get back together.

Friday, 30 December 2011

EDRIS ABDULKAREEM BEATS JAYWON TO STUPOR


According to what i heard,"Upcoming artist and crooner of gbon gbon Jaywon was beaten up by his label mate, Edris Abdulkareem yesterday at satellite town carnival. Though no one could actually tell what brought about the fight, a lot of people who knows both parties say Edris has been beefing Jaywon because of his rise in the industry. He alongside his thugs beat up jaywon and since he (Jaywon) couldn’t over power them, he was seriously injured"and I hear he was hospitalized and has just been released from the hospital.

I hear the thug has also threatened to go after him again,but now my own problem is even if Keke isn't around can't anyone else bring order, what sort of nonsense is this?

This Edris needs to have his head checked oh!he should really be called to order before
someone really deals with him. I pity his wife *yes i said it* an animal cant only be one outside he would definitely show his animalistic traits in the house.

Thursday, 29 December 2011

EVENTS THIS WEEKEND

Last weekend in 2012 and here are some events to help you end 2011 and enter 2012 in grand style but dont forget to go to church and give thanks to baba God he has been faithful oh!
Zara & ZHop Store present Taste of Christmas Sample Sale
One of the world’s largest fashion retail enterprise – Zara is officially making its entrance into the Nigerian fashion market with its “Taste of Christmas Sample Sale” event. This sample sale shopping event will see attendees get Zara casual tops, shirts, flowing dresses, party dresses, business jackets, blazers, pencil skirts, jeans, chinos, trousers, premium denim, children’s wear, babies wear and lots more in different shapes and sizes at unbelievable cost effective prices. Be sure to get there early as for every three items bought, you pay for only two.

Date: Thursday 29th – Friday 30th December 2011

Time: 10 AM – 6 PM Daily

Venue: The Silverbird Galleria, 2nd Floor, Next to the Base Lounge, 133 Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos

Flytime Promotions has teamed up with award wining Nigerian playwright and stage director Wole Oguntokun to bring to the Nigerian stage the critically acclaimed play “For Coloured Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When The Rainbow is Enuf”. The multi-award winning play written by Ntozake Shange will be performed live on stage today and tomorrow at the Shell Hall, Muson Center, Onikan Lagos and features an all-star female cast of Joke Silva, Ireti Doyle, Matilda Obaseki, Marcy Dolapo Oni, Tiwa Savage, Reanne Weruche Opia, Omawumi and Olajumoke Ladi Bello. The Nigerian adaptation while remaining true to the original play will be a poetic exploration of what it means to be an African woman living in the 21st century.

Date: Thursday 29th – Friday 30th December 2011

Venue: Shell Hall, MUSON Centre, Onikan, Lagos

Ticket Price: Regular N 5000 | VIP N 15,000

Ticket Locations: Ozone Cinemas, E-Center, Yaba, Lagos | Images & Prints, Silverbird Galleria, 133 Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos | Koko Lounge, E-Center, Yaba, Lagos | Velvet Boutique | Savvie Hair Boutique, Aworie Road, Dolphin Estate, Ogunsiji Drive, Ikeja, Lagos

Contact: For more info and general enquiries Call 08081239477 | E-mail forcolouredgirlsng@flytimeltd.com


X-factor finalist Misha B to perform at Bijou Club

Date: Friday 30th December 2011

Time: 9 PM

Venue: Bijou Club, 1-7 Chapel Street, Manchester, M3 7NJ, United Kingdom

Ticket Price: General £ 10 | Tier 2 £ 20 | VIP £ 40

Ticket Venues: For tickets,
Contact: Log on to their Website

MERCY JOHNSON GOES OUT WITHOUT WEARING PANT.

It wasnt me oh! it was naijapals.com oh! pls dont put virus here oh! thanks. Puthow they saw this pic na only God know

THINGS MEN FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN WOMEN.

I found this on a website and i think the people that thought this up are plain jobless or just silly, all these rules apply more to men, abeg abeg pls look for a better research to do or help kill the boko haram sect that be going on an on about women. Gerrout of here, taink u very much and no i'm not a feminist

The Thirst
The Thirst can be described as women who are overly eager to find men. Every week they are in search of Mr. Right. The thirst, usually turn them into chatty and desperate, it is this desperation that turns men off and make these ladies unattractive.
*see people complaining, yet they jump from woman to woman*

Bad Hair
This is talking about the funky smelling weave-ons with the tracks showing. Or the women who think dry and flaky hair is the in-thing.
All the men ask is for you to just do your hair neatly kind and look presentable for yourself not necessarily for them.*those things una dey carry for head in the name of dada abi na afro, lest i forget ur "dread" nko*

Unkempt Private Areas
All they want is shaved under arms because that hair brings funk - bad humor-.
This brings us to another part of you that needs grooming. Your under private; you need to trim up a little. Give yourself an edge up so your privates resemble a well manicured lawn rather than a jungle safari.

Posture
This one is from the brothers on Twitter. No one wants a woman all is droopy-droopy looking and shoddy on top of other things. A dose of keeping it real is always healthy.
*haha u need to see some men try form swagga with their posture na*

Unkempt Feet and Nails
Biting your nails looks terrible. Chipped nail polish and smelly feet will not fly either. Talk to your salon manager when next you are at the salon for some advice to avoid any embarrassment.
* guys with long fingernails or very black toes nko,biko biko*

Angry For No Reason
Some women take the feminism thing too far; lashing out at men every chance they get and the men folk are tired of this. No one likes a woman who’s always angry, never smiles and is extremely difficult to be around. It’s unattractive.
Yes! Women are judged on this, because no one is going to have a good time with this type of woman around.* na who dey beat who pass, just come home and be all moody and when we even try to help u form anger, my friend park well*

CLOTHES

No one expects you to dress expensively, but neatly and smartly will do. Know your body type and dress accordingly. The white tank top that’s turning yellow or miss matched is not sexy. All in all women who can’t dress are not attractive. Let’s try to make one complement the other.
*u only need to look at our red carpet on shows, some guys be looking like spider man, robin and a babalawo all in one, ki lo derm*


As the saying goes ‘before I see your mind, I see your outfit’

Sense of Entitlement
Ladies having the men pay for everything is not exactly it. Have you ever hung out with a friend that tells you, how she never has to pay for drinks, fares or almost everything she want bought. Or the friend that tells you, they think the guy should pay for everything.
Listen, chivalry is not dead but women who act as though they are entitled to a man’s wallet got to go. It’s unattractive and it’s downright classless. Even those ladies who think it’s beneath them to stand on lines for their turn are included here.
*men that think because u buy me something or u take me out means i owe u sex, u dey craze, i beg u, no be u offer*

Cursing Like a Sailor
Men mostly cannot stand a woman whose every word out of her mouth is abusive and crude. Words like; you mother…, son of a ... Once again, have a cup of class and act like a lady not a garbage man.
*haha u havent seen guys who cant say a word without fuck,shit,piss, na like that u take come from heaven*

Promiscuity
If your reputation as a man eater enters a room before you do, that might not be good for you. Sleeping with every tunde, dele and harry might be cool, but don’t expect some men to think it’s sexy.
Sexual liberation needs you also to have some tact, decency and a degree of discretion with your sex life.
*haha, ewo awon oniranu, who frolicks all over the place, would deny your wife in her before before to set p, rubbish and nonsense*
These are words of wisdom!