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Thursday, 17 October 2013
Nigerian men arent of this world.
Nigerian men arent of this world i tell you. lol
Disclaimer: Although many people will still ignore this and get mad anyway; I do not mean to indulge in generalities. This is all based on my experience and those of a few friends
I need to understand why a man would still be depending on mumy and dady at this age(being 30) they say they are chasing contract today,waiting for contract tomorrow this and that i don tire.
You come into an office and tell me you want to be earning 150k monthly with only a B.A in business administration ( i didnt know when i burst out laughing in the interview), no experience, nothing and you want to be earning 150k, when its not as if you went to a babalawo before you came for the interview.
In this lagos you can rarely have a decent conversation without it going into alcohol or party or girls with a man, almost impossible, have we become so shallow?
Everybody is in the entertainment industry now, you meet one he"ll say his a producer,DJ,artist and the first few minutes of the convo your exhausted.
My dear men are so good with telling you "something is telling me your my wife", "i want to get married in 8 months" no source of income, no business on the side NATHING and you wan marry
Men whatever happened to being hardworking or industrious? you sit your ass home, smoking weed, chasing one music career or acting career that you know is not going anywhere. Whatever happened to trying to workout something, get with a few friends, think up a business plan and implement. It might be hard at first but its worth the trail.
The breed of men this country is churning out these days is just *smh* these are future fathers.
The truth be told, there are fantastic men out there who work hard and have their priorities right, they play hard but work harder but these range rover driving, squatting with mumy and daddy, wake up at 12, check your twitter acount, call one babe up is horrendous. Plix una try and do something ehn.
Disclaimer: Although many people will still ignore this and get mad anyway; I do not mean to indulge in generalities. This is all based on my experience and those of a few friends
I need to understand why a man would still be depending on mumy and dady at this age(being 30) they say they are chasing contract today,waiting for contract tomorrow this and that i don tire.
You come into an office and tell me you want to be earning 150k monthly with only a B.A in business administration ( i didnt know when i burst out laughing in the interview), no experience, nothing and you want to be earning 150k, when its not as if you went to a babalawo before you came for the interview.
In this lagos you can rarely have a decent conversation without it going into alcohol or party or girls with a man, almost impossible, have we become so shallow?
Everybody is in the entertainment industry now, you meet one he"ll say his a producer,DJ,artist and the first few minutes of the convo your exhausted.
My dear men are so good with telling you "something is telling me your my wife", "i want to get married in 8 months" no source of income, no business on the side NATHING and you wan marry
Men whatever happened to being hardworking or industrious? you sit your ass home, smoking weed, chasing one music career or acting career that you know is not going anywhere. Whatever happened to trying to workout something, get with a few friends, think up a business plan and implement. It might be hard at first but its worth the trail.
The breed of men this country is churning out these days is just *smh* these are future fathers.
The truth be told, there are fantastic men out there who work hard and have their priorities right, they play hard but work harder but these range rover driving, squatting with mumy and daddy, wake up at 12, check your twitter acount, call one babe up is horrendous. Plix una try and do something ehn.
Thursday, 26 September 2013
My support system.
The amazing folks I call my friends. These people have seen me
cry, laugh, been there through the good and bad, the break ups, the lovey dovey
times (that I just kept talking about) the drama and all, to say I am very
grateful for them is small. I love you guys very much. Xoxoxo
1.Kunz: My bestie of life, it’s been 2years and a few
months and this ogbeni is all sorts of amazing. Like I don’t know someone who would
let me rant all my rants, cry and complain, scream and he’ll just look at me.
When I’m done he’ll ask “are you done”? He’ll then proceed to talk to me and
then I’m wondering ok why I’m I even complaining, he makes me feel better all
the time, my no 2 supporter, my children’s godfather, my fellow watch addict,
my chief bridesmaid.
Kunz has been there oh! Every step of the way mehn, and these
past two years have been the hardest but he always pulls with me every time. Kunz
just knows what to say, his my antidote. Love you hun.
2. LG aka Lady guide aka Joy: Hahaha Lg is my personal
person and to think we met on twitter, she is definitely proof that there are
still good people out there. LG is just a clown, her words of advice, our
bants, and our prayers together. LG
remember TM and all the advices, kai this bebe I love you. Lg is one of the
most selfless people I know, always there to help and I won’t exchange you for
anyone in the world.
PS: No be 100 u go spray at the wedding.
3.Titi Reju: Titi
of life! Her wisdom is beyond this world, Titi reju. My 2nd chief
brides maid, boo of life, my producer (youngest producer in Lagos or should I
say Nigeria’s history) titi is cool people’s,very grateful I have her in my
life. I have cried,screamed,cursed, shouted at her these past few weeks because of a rough time and she
never ever left me, told me it will be fine and it sure became fine, never felt
more of a diva with all her graciousness. My calming pelson is who titi is. Love
u hunnay
4.NNE aka NNENA: Hahaha thinking of her is already making
me laugh, I met my match in this ge. Drama queen of life, but there can’t be
two Nne’s mehn. Hahaha we met during NYSC year and haven’t looked back, nne has
drama for days but I love this igbo ge like my sister.I f I want to show some
people craze na Nne I go carry, she go
tell them her mind and trust me the
thing will get done, nne is mama Africa, Iyalaje of everywhere. Single but not
searching(sticks tounge out), my bebe ge.
5.May: My cutie, my boonskins, my baby, my prayer partner(hahaha
may you remember “the African praise experience”) kai or was it that show that
you said “kilode ti baby yi gbe plantation sori”kai May always always makes me
laugh like I don’t even understand.
One day we fought and I said “may please leave me and she said
“Yeni by force we shall be friends”hahaha who says that. Mayowa has been a
great friend, been there for me. It’s been 8years and counting and May is just
the sweetest person I know and I love love her.
A few people that are my people Lolly of life(My sis in
law),Gbemisoke(needs a whole post to herself, my wisdom book is what I call
her) 9ja foodie( a ma to ri ra, and then I shall be earing everything),Seun Johnson aka Sj(my thinker, the brain box)
Zainab*insert smile*
Friday, 20 September 2013
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
As gotten from www.tlsplace.wordpress.com Rolake was about to do it, for about five months, she had been in
that under g kinda mode with Tope, but she was ready now, ready to
proclaim him to the whole wide world.
She had tested him in every way to see if he was serious and he had come out smelling like roses, she had even gotten her hot friend whom he didn’t know, Adefolaju, to flirt with him to see if he would fall. Lailai, he didn’t.
She put up a picture as her twitter AVI for all her five thousand plus followers to see. Then she uploaded pictures on face book and finally put the same AVI picture as her BBM display picture.
As she expected, the comments and gbeborun questions started pouring in,she had a good laugh answering each and every one of them and everyone congratulated her that Tope was a great catch. She felt on top of the world.
She had put the picture up at eight just as she got to work and met a bouquet of roses from Tope waiting for her. Now, six hours later, the Nigerian and UK gbeboruns were satisfied, the U.S and Canada gbeboruns just began waking up.
The contact named The Sexy Retard on her BBM but whose real name was Ranti pinged her, Ranti was her very close friend who relocated to Canada like six years ago. Of course, they were still close, but the time and distance had made them drift a little, so she didn’t share all the juicy details of with her,especially after Ranti’s painful breakup with her boyfriend of two years, one Babs like that.
Ranti was a coded kind of person who didn’t share any of Babs pictures on social media because she was a mini-celeb,but in private with Rolake, she shared all the details of her sex life with Babs, how he turned her, tied her, lifted her, pounded her, ate her, every single erotic detail.
She opened Ranti’s message and here’s what it said
“Rolake, why the hell are you putting up a picture of you and Babs and calling him your boo?”
It was then that it hit Rolake that Tope’s full first name was Babatope and he had mentioned at some point that he had been called Babs when he lived abroad.
If you were Rolake, would you go on with the relationship or call it off? If you are male, reverse the genders in the story and let’s know what you would do. This was fun at work today, so I’m dying to hear your thoughts. Vote and then drop a comment. Culled from ema"s blog
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She had tested him in every way to see if he was serious and he had come out smelling like roses, she had even gotten her hot friend whom he didn’t know, Adefolaju, to flirt with him to see if he would fall. Lailai, he didn’t.
She put up a picture as her twitter AVI for all her five thousand plus followers to see. Then she uploaded pictures on face book and finally put the same AVI picture as her BBM display picture.
As she expected, the comments and gbeborun questions started pouring in,she had a good laugh answering each and every one of them and everyone congratulated her that Tope was a great catch. She felt on top of the world.
She had put the picture up at eight just as she got to work and met a bouquet of roses from Tope waiting for her. Now, six hours later, the Nigerian and UK gbeboruns were satisfied, the U.S and Canada gbeboruns just began waking up.
The contact named The Sexy Retard on her BBM but whose real name was Ranti pinged her, Ranti was her very close friend who relocated to Canada like six years ago. Of course, they were still close, but the time and distance had made them drift a little, so she didn’t share all the juicy details of with her,especially after Ranti’s painful breakup with her boyfriend of two years, one Babs like that.
Ranti was a coded kind of person who didn’t share any of Babs pictures on social media because she was a mini-celeb,but in private with Rolake, she shared all the details of her sex life with Babs, how he turned her, tied her, lifted her, pounded her, ate her, every single erotic detail.
She opened Ranti’s message and here’s what it said
“Rolake, why the hell are you putting up a picture of you and Babs and calling him your boo?”
It was then that it hit Rolake that Tope’s full first name was Babatope and he had mentioned at some point that he had been called Babs when he lived abroad.
If you were Rolake, would you go on with the relationship or call it off? If you are male, reverse the genders in the story and let’s know what you would do. This was fun at work today, so I’m dying to hear your thoughts. Vote and then drop a comment. Culled from ema"s blog
What would you do in Rolake's Shoes?
THANKFUL AND GOOD TO BE BACK.
I know i know i know, its been 7months. A lot has happened.
Is it just me, or 2013 has already come to an end? like we just said " happy new year" few minutes ago now its almost the end of the year, it is gaju.
That aside,Sometimes I sit down and try to take stock of my life and it's numerous stages. It amazes me to see how far I have come even in the midst of the storms. God is indeed faithful, I am not perfect but God has just been too faithful and everyday i just grow more thankful.
How are you guys, what has been happening?
A solemn promise from now on, i will blog everyday even if its one post i would do something and yea i"m going to get a bit more personal about my journey through life so please feel free to stop by and share with me.
XOXO
Moyeni mi
Is it just me, or 2013 has already come to an end? like we just said " happy new year" few minutes ago now its almost the end of the year, it is gaju.
That aside,Sometimes I sit down and try to take stock of my life and it's numerous stages. It amazes me to see how far I have come even in the midst of the storms. God is indeed faithful, I am not perfect but God has just been too faithful and everyday i just grow more thankful.
How are you guys, what has been happening?
A solemn promise from now on, i will blog everyday even if its one post i would do something and yea i"m going to get a bit more personal about my journey through life so please feel free to stop by and share with me.
XOXO
Moyeni mi
Friday, 15 February 2013
DEAR UNCLE FEMI FANI KAYODE SE WA OK SHA
"Oscar
Pistorius, who is also known as ”the Blade Runner”, has shot his
girlfriend to death on Valentine’s eve. This is such a tragedy. A man
that is loved and respected by so many from all over the world has
killed his beautiful young lover, who happens to be one of South
Africa’s top models, in cold blood.
The initial “accidental-shooting burglar theory” has been dismissed by the South Afrocan (gbagaun ) police.
According to the BBC there are speculations that there have been
previous acts of domestic violence and altercations between the couple,
that there was a terrible arguement (gbagaun ) going
on just before the shooting and that this is a straightforward case of
cold-blooded murder probably as a consequence of high passion.
Whatever
the the truth may be, all I can say is that this is a great tragedy and
we need to be careful about the kind of women that we spend our time
with. Any woman that stirs up your anger and constantly provokes your
wrath ought to be avoided like a plague. It is those that bring peace
and tranquility into our lives that we should cherish.
I
have little doubt that Pistorius, who was a great achiever, a living
icon, the greatest and best known African sportsman in world history and
an absolute gentleman, was provoked into a murderous rage by his pretty
little lover and that she played on his insecurities and inadequacies.
These are the classic traits of the biblical “strange woman”- the
destroyer of men’s dreams and destinies.
Only
God knows who sent this creature from the sea into this great man’s
life just to destroy it. For Pistorius it is all over. In one moment of
blind rage he has lost everything and he has brought shame, disgrace,
sorrow and infamy upon his name and that of his family. The blood he has
shed will speak against him and his lineage forever. And all because of
a sexy and pretty little model who the devil sent his way.
May the Lord deliver us all from the daughters of Jezebel, Dalilah (gbagaun sic), Athalia (gbagaun sic) and Yemoja".
CAUSE OF GOLDIE'S DEATH
Goldie is reported to have died of complications resulting from Deep vein Thrombosis(DVT)
The severe headache she had before her death is one of the life threatening symptoms of DVT.
meanwhile please read up all about DVT here
you are advised to call the doctor at once if any of the following DVT signs are persistent
Call your doctor immediately if you have any of the following symptoms:
The severe headache she had before her death is one of the life threatening symptoms of DVT.
meanwhile please read up all about DVT here
you are advised to call the doctor at once if any of the following DVT signs are persistent
- faintness
- dizziness
- severe headaches
- severe stomach pain
- increased weakness
- red or brown urine
- bruises that increase in size without further injury
- red or black bowel movements
- cuts that do not stop bleeding
- coughing up blood
- any unusual or unexplained bleeding.
WHY GOLDIE WHY?????
GOLDIE. I'm lost for words, how, when, why, what???? I saw her pics like 3days ago at the grammy's, on Linda's blog as well concerning her reality show with Denrele and now shes gone.
Just yesterday i and a friend were saying Goldie just does her own thing, she really is her own person and all of that, my phone comes on and i see Linda's tweet and i'm in deep shock! calls start flying everywhere and i confirm shes dead!!!!
i dont even know again, i just ask God why, why, why?? what manner of 2013 is this as in Jesu gba wa... kai
She was her own person, an all or nothing girl, either she gets it done or doesnt even bother at all, always somehow sha had a smile on and yesterday Feb 14 2013 her chapter was closed.
Just sad indeed, that it will take her dying for people to ever say something good related to news about her. Let’s be careful with the way we just spew out bile and hateful comments. Life is too short and precious, and we don’t know tomorrow. A few hours ago she was still responding to tweets.
Please If you cant say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Life is too short, to be spent simply hating and typing out trash about someone you don’t know.
There's nothing in this life oh! nothing all is vanity, if you like have 1million cars and all the money in the world you wont take it to heaven oh! from dust we came unto dust we shall return.
I'm just sad
Just yesterday i and a friend were saying Goldie just does her own thing, she really is her own person and all of that, my phone comes on and i see Linda's tweet and i'm in deep shock! calls start flying everywhere and i confirm shes dead!!!!
i dont even know again, i just ask God why, why, why?? what manner of 2013 is this as in Jesu gba wa... kai
She was her own person, an all or nothing girl, either she gets it done or doesnt even bother at all, always somehow sha had a smile on and yesterday Feb 14 2013 her chapter was closed.
Just sad indeed, that it will take her dying for people to ever say something good related to news about her. Let’s be careful with the way we just spew out bile and hateful comments. Life is too short and precious, and we don’t know tomorrow. A few hours ago she was still responding to tweets.
Please If you cant say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Life is too short, to be spent simply hating and typing out trash about someone you don’t know.
There's nothing in this life oh! nothing all is vanity, if you like have 1million cars and all the money in the world you wont take it to heaven oh! from dust we came unto dust we shall return.
I'm just sad
Thursday, 14 February 2013
14 THINGS I HATE ABOUT VALENTINE BY TITI REJU
This post was written by @titireju and its describes the way i feel, it was gotten VIA icr8media.com.
She had poked me right at the entrance of Brown’s Cafe and immediately uttered “I’m sorry, please can I have you interviewed?”
I answered “okay ma” as I walked towards her camera.
“So what does Valentine mean to you?” She asked stretching her microphone.
“I wish I knew”, I said smiling.
“What do you do on Valentine’s day?” She questioned curiously
“What I do on every other day”
I could sense disbelief but every answer I gave is the truth. Then I quickly suggested to her that I was the “wrongest” person for this interview so as not to waste more time.
She ignored and asked again “so is it safe if I conclude that you’re anti-valentine?”
I’m not. It’s just that I do a lot of loving, giving, sharing and sometimes I go extra miles on regular days. So I simply don’t break my head over Valentine.
She thanked me for my time and I hoped that meant she finally understood.
In my opinion, Valentine craze is sickening. I strongly feel it is OVERRATED and believe me I will appreciate every effort made for Valentine’s Day better if it were on any other day. So here’s my list of what makes Valentine so ugh!
The anticipation
It all starts with the many bbm status messages that read “Valentine’s day loading” Shebi after you’ve finished loading, later today you will be in your house and still update “in my happy place with the bbm love struck smiley” , I know your type and I’m yet to understand you, but God is watching you sha. I can’t exactly explain it when I come across countdowns to February 14th. I know people who take Valentine’s day even more personal than their birthdays/wedding anniversaries. You need to chill biko
The hype
The radio, the television, the blogs… Everyone is talking about Valentine. It’s either radio stations are hyping a show for Valentine, and Aisha is reminding Alhaji how she needs to buy a table worth 1 million naira for a better view of Kim K’s baby bump, or the blogs are giving away discounted spa treatments and candle lit dinner for two. Ugh!
Thirst for gifts
This usually ends up tragic when after the long wait and high expectations, all you get is a teddy bear, key holder and a bottle of Eva wine. Don’t you worry child, your case is better than that of Temi who won’t get a simple card or the key to the Range Rover sport she had been hinting Chuks about, but will still pack her bags to spend this weekend with him in Abuja. And there are those who have by themselves ordered cakes and cream to deliver a cake that reads “I love you boo” to their offices, I will be praying for you. May God send your lover or “manager” your way sooner than you imagine.
All Red everything
So I walked into party perfect sometime last month and I noticed the “redness” but I had no idea until I walked to the card section and I was forced to call on one of the store attendants to help me search for a birthday card amongst the one million RED Valentine cards on the shelf (yes, I also expected they should have separated the shelves). Like that was not enough, the sight of mannequins in ugly red outfits is beyond me and someone reading this already has a red outfit to rock today. I hate seasonal color codes but if at all you choose to be a part of it, do it right
Emphasis on sex
I’m yet to figure out why a large number of people belong to the school of thought that Valentine is incomplete without sex. Yes, you have sex on a regular day, so what’s the fuss about? And I can bet someone somewhere is shopping for a new set of RED lingerie and handcuffs. The Lord is your strength
Proposals
This is a simple note. Dear future husband, I don’t want to be proposed to on Valentine’s Day. Thank you
Over populated restaurants
I totally hate eating out on public holidays or a day that has been set aside to do one thing or the other. If I ever decide to do this with you, note that you are very special. I will rather have specially homemade breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner… and have the restaurants spare me the CROWD, their overpriced Valentine menu list and what have you.
The movies
Here, I tend to feel for every single person who will stay home and hope to find solace in one of the many love themed movies that will be showing on television, but instead end up wishing ”le boo” existed.
Confessions
It’s so cute how a lot of people become poets on Valentine’s Day. No there’s absolutely nothing wrong. All I’m saying is, show as much love on every other day and remind your loved ones as many times as possible how much you love and cherish them. Don’t wait until someday in February, if that’s your case, it’s simply “oju aiye” (eye service)
The extra mile
I don’t break my head over Valentine but yes I could break my head over my lover’s birthday (I’m on my way to repent from being a birthday freak). When I see people plan for Valentine like it’s their wedding, I find it hard to comprehend. Like why plan to spend more than you can afford just to please a lover or any person for that matter?
The exotic trips
I knew people used to save for Valentine back then in secondary school but it was never so serious. A colleague shared his plans with me on Monday while I was being naughty and nosy about Valentine. What he said: “I will send my girlfriend a cake, flowers and gifts on Valentine’s Day, and then we’ll be going to Ghana on Friday for the weekend. Our stay will include a spa treatment, shopping and maybe movies. I don dey save for this getaway since November o. I don’t go for vacations normally but I just want to make her happy”
I applauded him and said just a very simple prayer “May she not be on her period”
The competition
Not sure if this happens with the guys but I’m sure later today, a clique of girl friends or maybe best friends will be eager to discuss with each other their Valentine experience(s) with either a lover of six months, or a lover of five years and also show off the material gifts. It’s only normal, not everyone will end up happy
The hurt
In an interview I had with Lami Phillips sometime last month, in as much as she’s not so big on Valentine, she admitted she’ll sulk if she doesn’t get anything from the one who has her heart. Oh well, Lami is married. Just so you know, the only reason why you might be wetting your pillow tonight is if you’re over expectant. Keep Calm and Let Jesus be ya Valentine.
The morning after
No matter how amazing Valentine’s day/night turns out to be, you will have to wake up tomorrow and get back to reality. Reality here might mean different things. While some people are waking up in the arms of their husbands, wives, fiancé and fiancées, Tola is cussing Kunle for not showing up with even a “promise ring” on their 7th Valentines Day together. Cupid never promised February 14th was going to be a happily ever after something though.
Have a splendid Valentine’s Day People and never stop showing your loved ones how much you care about them. It goes beyond the gifts and flowers.
Thanks for reading
…TITI REJU @TitiReju
She had poked me right at the entrance of Brown’s Cafe and immediately uttered “I’m sorry, please can I have you interviewed?”
I answered “okay ma” as I walked towards her camera.
“So what does Valentine mean to you?” She asked stretching her microphone.
“I wish I knew”, I said smiling.
“What do you do on Valentine’s day?” She questioned curiously
“What I do on every other day”
I could sense disbelief but every answer I gave is the truth. Then I quickly suggested to her that I was the “wrongest” person for this interview so as not to waste more time.
She ignored and asked again “so is it safe if I conclude that you’re anti-valentine?”
I’m not. It’s just that I do a lot of loving, giving, sharing and sometimes I go extra miles on regular days. So I simply don’t break my head over Valentine.
She thanked me for my time and I hoped that meant she finally understood.
In my opinion, Valentine craze is sickening. I strongly feel it is OVERRATED and believe me I will appreciate every effort made for Valentine’s Day better if it were on any other day. So here’s my list of what makes Valentine so ugh!
The anticipation
It all starts with the many bbm status messages that read “Valentine’s day loading” Shebi after you’ve finished loading, later today you will be in your house and still update “in my happy place with the bbm love struck smiley” , I know your type and I’m yet to understand you, but God is watching you sha. I can’t exactly explain it when I come across countdowns to February 14th. I know people who take Valentine’s day even more personal than their birthdays/wedding anniversaries. You need to chill biko
The hype
The radio, the television, the blogs… Everyone is talking about Valentine. It’s either radio stations are hyping a show for Valentine, and Aisha is reminding Alhaji how she needs to buy a table worth 1 million naira for a better view of Kim K’s baby bump, or the blogs are giving away discounted spa treatments and candle lit dinner for two. Ugh!
Thirst for gifts
This usually ends up tragic when after the long wait and high expectations, all you get is a teddy bear, key holder and a bottle of Eva wine. Don’t you worry child, your case is better than that of Temi who won’t get a simple card or the key to the Range Rover sport she had been hinting Chuks about, but will still pack her bags to spend this weekend with him in Abuja. And there are those who have by themselves ordered cakes and cream to deliver a cake that reads “I love you boo” to their offices, I will be praying for you. May God send your lover or “manager” your way sooner than you imagine.
All Red everything
So I walked into party perfect sometime last month and I noticed the “redness” but I had no idea until I walked to the card section and I was forced to call on one of the store attendants to help me search for a birthday card amongst the one million RED Valentine cards on the shelf (yes, I also expected they should have separated the shelves). Like that was not enough, the sight of mannequins in ugly red outfits is beyond me and someone reading this already has a red outfit to rock today. I hate seasonal color codes but if at all you choose to be a part of it, do it right
Emphasis on sex
I’m yet to figure out why a large number of people belong to the school of thought that Valentine is incomplete without sex. Yes, you have sex on a regular day, so what’s the fuss about? And I can bet someone somewhere is shopping for a new set of RED lingerie and handcuffs. The Lord is your strength
Proposals
This is a simple note. Dear future husband, I don’t want to be proposed to on Valentine’s Day. Thank you
Over populated restaurants
I totally hate eating out on public holidays or a day that has been set aside to do one thing or the other. If I ever decide to do this with you, note that you are very special. I will rather have specially homemade breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner… and have the restaurants spare me the CROWD, their overpriced Valentine menu list and what have you.
The movies
Here, I tend to feel for every single person who will stay home and hope to find solace in one of the many love themed movies that will be showing on television, but instead end up wishing ”le boo” existed.
Confessions
It’s so cute how a lot of people become poets on Valentine’s Day. No there’s absolutely nothing wrong. All I’m saying is, show as much love on every other day and remind your loved ones as many times as possible how much you love and cherish them. Don’t wait until someday in February, if that’s your case, it’s simply “oju aiye” (eye service)
The extra mile
I don’t break my head over Valentine but yes I could break my head over my lover’s birthday (I’m on my way to repent from being a birthday freak). When I see people plan for Valentine like it’s their wedding, I find it hard to comprehend. Like why plan to spend more than you can afford just to please a lover or any person for that matter?
The exotic trips
I knew people used to save for Valentine back then in secondary school but it was never so serious. A colleague shared his plans with me on Monday while I was being naughty and nosy about Valentine. What he said: “I will send my girlfriend a cake, flowers and gifts on Valentine’s Day, and then we’ll be going to Ghana on Friday for the weekend. Our stay will include a spa treatment, shopping and maybe movies. I don dey save for this getaway since November o. I don’t go for vacations normally but I just want to make her happy”
I applauded him and said just a very simple prayer “May she not be on her period”
The competition
Not sure if this happens with the guys but I’m sure later today, a clique of girl friends or maybe best friends will be eager to discuss with each other their Valentine experience(s) with either a lover of six months, or a lover of five years and also show off the material gifts. It’s only normal, not everyone will end up happy
The hurt
In an interview I had with Lami Phillips sometime last month, in as much as she’s not so big on Valentine, she admitted she’ll sulk if she doesn’t get anything from the one who has her heart. Oh well, Lami is married. Just so you know, the only reason why you might be wetting your pillow tonight is if you’re over expectant. Keep Calm and Let Jesus be ya Valentine.
The morning after
No matter how amazing Valentine’s day/night turns out to be, you will have to wake up tomorrow and get back to reality. Reality here might mean different things. While some people are waking up in the arms of their husbands, wives, fiancé and fiancées, Tola is cussing Kunle for not showing up with even a “promise ring” on their 7th Valentines Day together. Cupid never promised February 14th was going to be a happily ever after something though.
Have a splendid Valentine’s Day People and never stop showing your loved ones how much you care about them. It goes beyond the gifts and flowers.
Thanks for reading
…TITI REJU @TitiReju
PACKAGING IS TOO IMPORTANT
If you like sing "kpakpangolo gbolaga" and you package it well, you will sell before people will realize that its rubbish they bought into,besides the only difference between thor and sango na packaging because them get the same power.
I've said all of this to convince you and not to confuse you that your packaging is too important #dont dull.
I've said all of this to convince you and not to confuse you that your packaging is too important #dont dull.
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Too cute


