YAAAAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY

Whooooooohpie, its my birthday today guys and i'm absolutely excited.

I am absolutely grateful to God for everything he has done in the past one year, through my unfaithfulness, wanting to give up,tears,laughter,breakthroughs he remained faithful and i cant thank him enough.

In the past one year, i have grown so much, learnt and gained some of the most amazing friends.Titi reju i lurrrr u beb, Nne, Kunz,Zaine. kilzez for days

So here''s wishing me and all others born on this day a fantastic year ahead, filled with his goodness, mercy,favor,grace,kindness,love and every other fantastic thing.

I am extremely overwhelmed with all the love, i cant even keep up replying tweets, messages. God bless you all.

Love you guys, gotta get back to work.
xoxox
Olori

YAAAAY ITS NOVEMBER.

Heys guys, how have you all been?
Whooosh its november and i"m uber excited because its my birth month and its exactly a week away,the 11th to be precise.

I am very very veryyyyyyyyy excited, just being alive alone, God's mercy,grace,favor, kindness, faithfulness on/in my life has been beyond amazing i cant say thank you to him enough.

That reminds me i need to understand why people type "MI or MA" instead of MY, or HORLAMIDEY instead of OLAMIDE, i''m trying to get my brain around it like.....

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORKING HARD & WORKING SMART.

I saw this tweet a few days ago and have being trying to wrap my head round it.

"'Hard work is good but working smart is better"

Does working smart mean not having to do so much, like delegating duties, what exactly??? Please help me shed more light on this.

HELP LOLA DECIDE

This is a friends friends story and she needs help as she is quite confused,here goes.

Tola and Lola are good friends, Tola was dating Layo, in between they had issues and broke up amicably. Layo starts chatting with Lola and one thing leads to another and they became close, Layo's asking Lola out and she really isnt sure as she has grown to like him but is also thinking its betrayal on her part to her friend

PS:Note nothing has happened between Lola and Layo before, Obviously Tola is angry because she feels the two were having something before and that her close friend shouldnt date her ex.

Me myself i"m lost to this because its sorta a 2way thing.

Pls give your advice, no absues abeg

PIC OF THE DAY

Loly is an extremely beautiful woman. Inside out

Nigerian men arent of this world.

Nigerian men arent of this world i tell you. lol

Disclaimer: Although many people will still ignore this and get mad anyway; I do not mean to indulge in generalities. This is all based on my experience and those of a few friends

 I need to understand why a man would still be depending on mumy and dady at this age(being 30) they say they are chasing contract today,waiting for contract tomorrow this and that i don tire.

You come into an office and tell me you want to be earning 150k monthly with only a B.A in business administration ( i didnt know when i burst out laughing in the interview), no experience, nothing and you want to be earning 150k, when its not as if you went to a babalawo before you came for the interview.

In this lagos you can  rarely have a decent conversation without it going into alcohol or party or girls with a man, almost impossible, have we become so shallow?

Everybody is in the entertainment industry now, you meet one he"ll say his a producer,DJ,artist and the first few minutes of the convo your exhausted.

My dear men are so good with telling you "something is telling me your my wife", "i want to get married in 8 months" no source of income, no business on the side NATHING and you wan marry

Men whatever happened to being hardworking or industrious? you sit your ass home, smoking weed, chasing one music career or acting career that you know is not going anywhere. Whatever happened to trying to workout something, get with a few friends, think up a business plan and implement. It might be hard at first but its worth the trail.

The breed of men this country is churning out these days is just *smh* these are future fathers.

The truth be told, there are fantastic men out there who work hard and have their priorities right, they play hard but work harder but these range rover driving, squatting with mumy and daddy, wake up at 12, check your twitter acount, call one babe up is horrendous. Plix una try and do something ehn.

PIC OF THE DAY

He was in my platoon when i did nysc oh, my guy. lol

My support system.

The amazing folks I call my friends. These people have seen me cry, laugh, been there through the good and bad, the break ups, the lovey dovey times (that I just kept talking about) the drama and all, to say I am very grateful for them is small. I love you guys very much. Xoxoxo

1.Kunz: My bestie of life, it’s been 2years and a few months and this ogbeni is all sorts of amazing. Like I don’t know someone who would let me rant all my rants, cry and complain, scream and he’ll just look at me. When I’m done he’ll ask “are you done”? He’ll then proceed to talk to me and then I’m wondering ok why I’m I even complaining, he makes me feel better all the time, my no 2 supporter, my children’s godfather, my fellow watch addict, my chief bridesmaid.

Kunz has been there oh! Every step of the way mehn, and these past two years have been the hardest but he always pulls with me every time. Kunz just knows what to say, his my antidote. Love you hun.

2. LG aka Lady guide aka Joy: Hahaha Lg is my personal person and to think we met on twitter, she is definitely proof that there are still good people out there. LG is just a clown, her words of advice, our bants, and our prayers together.  LG remember TM and all the advices, kai this bebe I love you. Lg is one of the most selfless people I know, always there to help and I won’t exchange you for anyone in the world.

PS: No be 100 u go spray at the wedding.

3.Titi Reju:  Titi of life! Her wisdom is beyond this world, Titi reju. My 2^nd chief brides maid, boo of life, my producer (youngest producer in Lagos or should I say Nigeria’s history) titi is cool people’s,very grateful I have her in my life. I have cried,screamed,cursed, shouted at her these past  few weeks because of a rough time and she never ever left me, told me it will be fine and it sure became fine, never felt more of a diva with all her graciousness. My calming pelson is who titi is. Love u hunnay

4.NNE aka NNENA: Hahaha thinking of her is already making me laugh, I met my match in this ge. Drama queen of life, but there can’t be two Nne’s mehn. Hahaha we met during NYSC year and haven’t looked back, nne has drama for days but I love this igbo ge like my sister.I f I want to show some people craze na Nne I go carry, she go

tell them her mind and trust me the thing will get done, nne is mama Africa, Iyalaje of everywhere. Single but not searching(sticks tounge out), my bebe ge.

5.May: My cutie, my boonskins, my baby, my prayer partner(hahaha may you remember “the African praise experience”) kai or was it that show that you said “kilode ti baby yi gbe plantation sori”kai May always always makes me laugh like I don’t even understand.

One day we fought and I said “may please leave me and she said “Yeni by force we shall be friends”hahaha who says that. Mayowa has been a great friend, been there for me. It’s been 8years and counting and May is just the sweetest person I know and I love love her.

A few people that are my people Lolly of life(My sis in law),Gbemisoke(needs a whole post to herself, my wisdom book is what I call her) 9ja foodie( a ma to ri ra, and then I shall be earing everything),Seun Johnson aka Sj(my thinker, the brain box) Zainab*insert smile*

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

As gotten from www.tlsplace.wordpress.com Rolake was about to do it, for about five months, she had been in that under g kinda mode with Tope, but she was ready now, ready to proclaim him to the whole wide world.

 She had tested him in every way to see if he was serious and he had come out smelling like roses, she had even gotten her hot friend whom he didn’t know, Adefolaju, to flirt with him to see if he would fall. Lailai, he didn’t.

She put up a picture as her twitter AVI for all her five thousand plus followers to see. Then she uploaded pictures on face book and finally put the same AVI picture as her BBM display picture.
As she expected, the comments and gbeborun questions started pouring in,she had a good laugh answering each and every one of them and everyone congratulated her that Tope was a great catch. She felt on top of the world.

She had put the picture up at eight just as she got to work and met a bouquet of roses from Tope waiting for her. Now, six hours later, the Nigerian and UK gbeboruns were satisfied, the U.S and Canada gbeboruns just began waking up.

The contact named The Sexy Retard on her BBM but whose real name was Ranti pinged her, Ranti was her very close friend who relocated to Canada like six years ago. Of course, they were still close, but the time and distance had made them drift a little, so she didn’t share all the juicy details of  with her,especially after Ranti’s painful breakup with her boyfriend of two years, one Babs like that.

Ranti was a coded kind of person who didn’t share any of Babs pictures on social media because she was a mini-celeb,but in private with Rolake, she shared all the details of her sex life with Babs, how he turned her, tied her, lifted her, pounded her, ate her, every single erotic detail.
She opened Ranti’s message and here’s what it said
“Rolake, why the hell are you putting up a picture of you and Babs and calling him your boo?”
It was then that it hit Rolake that Tope’s full first name was Babatope and he had mentioned at some point that he had been called Babs when he lived abroad.

If you were Rolake, would you go on with the relationship or call it off? If you are male, reverse the genders in the story and let’s know what you would do. This was fun at work today, so I’m dying to hear your thoughts. Vote and then drop a comment. Culled from ema"s blog

 

What would you do in Rolake's Shoes?

END THE RELATIONSHIPCONTINUE THE RELATIONSHIP BUT FORBID THEM NOT TO SEECONTINUE THE RELATIONSHIP AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED

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PIC OF THE DAY

Too cute

THANKFUL AND GOOD TO BE BACK.

I know i know i know, its been 7months. A lot has happened.

Is it just me, or 2013 has already come to an end? like we just said " happy new year" few minutes ago now its almost the end of the year, it is gaju.

That aside,Sometimes I sit down and try to take stock of my life and it's numerous stages. It amazes me to see how far I have come even in the midst of the storms. God is indeed faithful, I am not perfect but God has just been too faithful and everyday i just grow more thankful.

How are you guys, what has been happening?

A solemn promise from now on, i will blog everyday even if its one post i would do something and yea i"m going to get a bit more personal about my journey through life so please feel free to stop by and share with me.

XOXO
Moyeni mi

DEAR UNCLE FEMI FANI KAYODE SE WA OK SHA

"Oscar Pistorius, who is also known as ”the Blade Runner”, has shot his girlfriend to death on Valentine’s eve. This is such a tragedy. A man that is loved and respected by so many from all over the world has killed his beautiful young lover, who happens to be one of South Africa’s top models, in cold blood.

The initial “accidental-shooting burglar theory” has been dismissed by the South Afrocan (gbagaun ) police. According to the BBC there are speculations that there have been previous acts of domestic violence and altercations between the couple, that there was a terrible arguement (gbagaun ) going on just before the shooting and that this is a straightforward case of cold-blooded murder probably as a consequence of high passion.

Whatever the the truth may be, all I can say is that this is a great tragedy and we need to be careful about the kind of women that we spend our time with. Any woman that stirs up your anger and constantly provokes your wrath ought to be avoided like a plague. It is those that bring peace and tranquility into our lives that we should cherish.

I have little doubt that Pistorius, who was a great achiever, a living icon, the greatest and best known African sportsman in world history and an absolute gentleman, was provoked into a murderous rage by his pretty little lover and that she played on his insecurities and inadequacies. These are the classic traits of the biblical “strange woman”- the destroyer of men’s dreams and destinies.

Only God knows who sent this creature from the sea into this great man’s life just to destroy it. For Pistorius it is all over. In one moment of blind rage he has lost everything and he has brought shame, disgrace, sorrow and infamy upon his name and that of his family. The blood he has shed will speak against him and his lineage forever. And all because of a sexy and pretty little model who the devil sent his way.

May the Lord deliver us all from the daughters of Jezebel, Dalilah (gbagaun sic), Athalia (gbagaun sic) and Yemoja".