Monday, 21 February 2011

WHAT HE REALLY MEANS.

Silence, closed eyes = “I’m frustrated as hell.”

“Forget about it.” = Same thing as when women say, “Forget about it.”

“It’s fine” or “It’s okay” = This actually means that there’s no problem with whatever you’re asking. For some men, “It’s fine” is the best compliment they give.

“I’m just having a good time,” “I don’t want to rush things” or “I’m just seeing where things go” = He’s just not that into you. He has no intentions on wifing you. Please, please don’t go around and tell your friends, “We’re just seeing where things go.” You sound delirious and irrational.

He gets up and leaves without saying bye = “I’m leaving before I say/do something that I’ll regret later.”

During an argument, he changes the channel, opens a beer or goes to the bathroom = “I’m not listening to this crap right now.”

“Is that what you’re wearing?” = When a man says this, he really means he doesn’t like the outfit or thinks it’s inappropriate.

Refusing to make direct eye contact with one of your friends = He finds her attractive and doesn’t want to get caught with his “I would do very bad things to you” look on his face. Or, he messed with them back in the day, before you guys got together. Real talk, watch your man when your friends are around. If he won’t look at them, throw a flag or something real hard.

“I’m hanging out with the guys tonight.” = He’s shopping for women. When the guys get together they go window-shopping, but if they see a must-have, they will take that phone out and get a number or two. Keep it real, you said you were going to go in that store to look at those Louboutins but you left with them.

He’s late, something is always coming up, or any other reason why he cancels last minute = Again, he’s just not that into you.

Written By @DrJayJack