Thursday, 26 September 2013


He was in my platoon when i did nysc oh, my guy. lol

My support system.

The amazing folks I call my friends. These people have seen me cry, laugh, been there through the good and bad, the break ups, the lovey dovey times (that I just kept talking about) the drama and all, to say I am very grateful for them is small. I love you guys very much. Xoxoxo

1.Kunz: My bestie of life, it’s been 2years and a few months and this ogbeni is all sorts of amazing. Like I don’t know someone who would let me rant all my rants, cry and complain, scream and he’ll just look at me. When I’m done he’ll ask “are you done”? He’ll then proceed to talk to me and then I’m wondering ok why I’m I even complaining, he makes me feel better all the time, my no 2 supporter, my children’s godfather, my fellow watch addict, my chief bridesmaid.
Kunz has been there oh! Every step of the way mehn, and these past two years have been the hardest but he always pulls with me every time. Kunz just knows what to say, his my antidote. Love you hun.

2. LG aka Lady guide aka Joy: Hahaha Lg is my personal person and to think we met on twitter, she is definitely proof that there are still good people out there. LG is just a clown, her words of advice, our bants, and our prayers together.  LG remember TM and all the advices, kai this bebe I love you. Lg is one of the most selfless people I know, always there to help and I won’t exchange you for anyone in the world.
PS: No be 100 u go spray at the wedding.

3.Titi Reju:  Titi of life! Her wisdom is beyond this world, Titi reju. My 2nd chief brides maid, boo of life, my producer (youngest producer in Lagos or should I say Nigeria’s history) titi is cool people’s,very grateful I have her in my life. I have cried,screamed,cursed, shouted at her these past  few weeks because of a rough time and she never ever left me, told me it will be fine and it sure became fine, never felt more of a diva with all her graciousness. My calming pelson is who titi is. Love u hunnay

4.NNE aka NNENA: Hahaha thinking of her is already making me laugh, I met my match in this ge. Drama queen of life, but there can’t be two Nne’s mehn. Hahaha we met during NYSC year and haven’t looked back, nne has drama for days but I love this igbo ge like my sister.I f I want to show some people craze na Nne I go carry, she go
tell them her mind and trust me the thing will get done, nne is mama Africa, Iyalaje of everywhere. Single but not searching(sticks tounge out), my bebe ge.

5.May: My cutie, my boonskins, my baby, my prayer partner(hahaha may you remember “the African praise experience”) kai or was it that show that you said “kilode ti baby yi gbe plantation sori”kai May always always makes me laugh like I don’t even understand.
One day we fought and I said “may please leave me and she said “Yeni by force we shall be friends”hahaha who says that. Mayowa has been a great friend, been there for me. It’s been 8years and counting and May is just the sweetest person I know and I love love her.

A few people that are my people Lolly of life(My sis in law),Gbemisoke(needs a whole post to herself, my wisdom book is what I call her) 9ja foodie( a ma to ri ra, and then I shall be earing everything),Seun Johnson aka Sj(my thinker, the brain box) Zainab*insert smile*

Friday, 20 September 2013


As gotten from Rolake was about to do it, for about five months, she had been in that under g kinda mode with Tope, but she was ready now, ready to proclaim him to the whole wide world.

 She had tested him in every way to see if he was serious and he had come out smelling like roses, she had even gotten her hot friend whom he didn’t know, Adefolaju, to flirt with him to see if he would fall. Lailai, he didn’t.

She put up a picture as her twitter AVI for all her five thousand plus followers to see. Then she uploaded pictures on face book and finally put the same AVI picture as her BBM display picture.
As she expected, the comments and gbeborun questions started pouring in,she had a good laugh answering each and every one of them and everyone congratulated her that Tope was a great catch. She felt on top of the world.

She had put the picture up at eight just as she got to work and met a bouquet of roses from Tope waiting for her. Now, six hours later, the Nigerian and UK gbeboruns were satisfied, the U.S and Canada gbeboruns just began waking up.

The contact named The Sexy Retard on her BBM but whose real name was Ranti pinged her, Ranti was her very close friend who relocated to Canada like six years ago. Of course, they were still close, but the time and distance had made them drift a little, so she didn’t share all the juicy details of  with her,especially after Ranti’s painful breakup with her boyfriend of two years, one Babs like that.

Ranti was a coded kind of person who didn’t share any of Babs pictures on social media because she was a mini-celeb,but in private with Rolake, she shared all the details of her sex life with Babs, how he turned her, tied her, lifted her, pounded her, ate her, every single erotic detail.
She opened Ranti’s message and here’s what it said
“Rolake, why the hell are you putting up a picture of you and Babs and calling him your boo?”
It was then that it hit Rolake that Tope’s full first name was Babatope and he had mentioned at some point that he had been called Babs when he lived abroad.

If you were Rolake, would you go on with the relationship or call it off? If you are male, reverse the genders in the story and let’s know what you would do. This was fun at work today, so I’m dying to hear your thoughts. Vote and then drop a comment. Culled from ema"s blog

What would you do in Rolake's Shoes?




I know i know i know, its been 7months. A lot has happened.

Is it just me, or 2013 has already come to an end? like we just said " happy new year" few minutes ago now its almost the end of the year, it is gaju.

That aside,Sometimes I sit down and try to take stock of my life and it's numerous stages. It amazes me to see how far I have come even in the midst of the storms. God is indeed faithful, I am not perfect but God has just been too faithful and everyday i just grow more thankful.

How are you guys, what has been happening?

A solemn promise from now on, i will blog everyday even if its one post i would do something and yea i"m going to get a bit more personal about my journey through life so please feel free to stop by and share with me.

Moyeni mi