LWKMD,when i heard this story i laughed out loud but then i was just disturbed.
Well my friend told me because it happened to her live and it goes thus
"her boyfriend had tweeted about a certain "celebrity" who has a big nose like a puppy(the person didnt add puppy,na my own) and the girl didnt find it funny and when this celeb saw the guy in the studio she attacked him and when she was done said"i would cut off your daughters fingers and serve it to her for her birthday" and i almost screamed with fear,how can you say that?for Christ sakes its not like this person lied about your nose,its the truth and infact it actually makes the particular girl in question look cuter.
Am sure at this point you are guessing who? let me give you a few clues:
1.she is the brand ambassador of a hair cream.
2.she is in uni lag
3.she sang ko ma.....
4. And her payoff line is "its your franchise celebrity MO"
Na wa oh! If u can't get it,its non other than Franchise "celebrity" Mo Cheddah!... That's just scary,this is someone that is supposed to be a role model