PERFECT ANSWERS.

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an someone asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.‎​

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!

And my personal favorite:
You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
Q: Are you back
A:No I'm still on the road